walking wed

People living empty, souless, loveless mundane married lives who just waited and hoped for death.

After knocking up his highschool girlfriend he was forced to to get married join the ranks of the walking wed.

by anonymous June 26, 2022

face-walk

when a person, or persons, sleep walks over to their computer and types random, sometimes and usually awkward, statuses and messages and goes back to bed, process is normally repeated many times in one night and walker or walkers have no recollection of the experience

1. Karen face-walked so often that her friends thought she was weirder than first thought.

2. guy 1: Dude, I face-walked last night and now my girlfriend won't talk to me!

guy 2: I wonder what you typed!

by mynameisjonas365 October 16, 2009

Walk-by Air

The smell that occurs when someone walks by, it can be negative or positive depending on the individual- however it is most frequently bad.

"His walk-by air smelled like shit. Damn that boy stink, he need to shower! You know that dick smell like cheese and rotting potatoes."

by sassykitty420xx69 September 16, 2022

walk-stomp

verb - to walk loudly; to literally walk whilst making a stomping noise; to walk forcefully and noisily

Whilst on his way to the other end of the bleachers, little Jimmy walk-stomped noisily to his destination.

by Opossum-Fighting Watermelon September 3, 2009

walk asparagus

The act of burning marijuana and inhaling it into your lungs through a pipe.

to: toke, smoke dope, get high, walk asparagus, ect.

by ilovemycat April 17, 2011

walk the peacock

A gender-neutral euphemism for masturbation - flexibly encompassing solo, mutual, and partner performance fellatio.

This phrase is dually used to outline a power dynamic. That is to say, obediently walking a peacock not in your charge implies passivity and an absence of individual agency whereas having one's peacock walked symbolizes dominance.

Tanya's carpal tunnel interfered with her menage a moi so she called up Josh to walk the peacock.

by Zeze.X February 25, 2018

Walking Kill

A person that dominates anything and everything in sight.

Have you ever seen Shane play cod? He’s a walking kill.

Connor always hits deep three’s. He’s a walking kill.

Did you see Tyler clear the ball full field and score? Yah man, he’s a walking kill.

Lazarus gets no buns. Yah he wishes he was a walking kill.

by Chromosome #420 February 28, 2020