vampantula

A Tarantula bitten by a vampire. This hybrid is superfast and his venom is neurotoxic. When a vampantula bites you, you will experience a painful burn, your skin will become white and you will become a vamhumantula.

Rajesh came home when he saw a life-large vampantula.

by screwedoverforlife November 12, 2013

Vampire

Vampires are mythical creatures that suck blood and do not sparkle like in twilight.

The vampire is a mythical monster

Vampires are everywere

by Hiphopbunny197 March 19, 2016

Vamis

A loud white child, who loves baseball on a sexual level, and is a active member of the metrosexual community.

Dude you are being a Vamis.

by Nickelnick September 3, 2016

Vampire

Someone who stays up all night and sleeps throughout the day.

"Hey bro wheres Kyle at?"
"He stayed up all night last night, he's a vampire, c'mon you should know this."

by Gasseduptutle July 4, 2018

vampire

In psychology, one who lacks interests, but rather lives vicariously through others' enjoyments. Often seen in those with narcissistic personality disorder and those suffering post-narcissistic stress disorder, using others' reactions to determine if one should be satisfied. Betrays a pathological self-denial and codependency, perhaps resulting from a demanding parent in childhood.

He was indifferent to his own orgasms. Being a vampire, he was never satisfied until she came several times.

Vampire boyfriend: I'm only happy when you're happy.

General Sternwood in "The Big Sleep," of having to enjoy drinking only by watching others do so: "A nice state of affairs when a man has to indulge his vices by proxy."

by Crassius September 14, 2019

Vampires

Anyone who cannot be brought into the light about Information, or else everything will crumble

We can’t tell them this, they’re like vampires

by QuimpGod69 July 16, 2020

vamppis

Vamppis on henkilö, joka on menettänyt aivosolujaan runsaan alkoholin juomisen johdosta, eivätkä he ole mielenterveydeltään stabiileja. Vamppiksia voit tavata usein lempi harrastuksensa parissa, eli kolisemassa pitkin seiniä.

Vittu sä oot vamppis

by vamppis November 12, 2020