mega vagina

One who is the biggest vagina.

The largest of all vaginas.

Dude, he didn't even ask her out, what a Mega Vagina!

by the man January 14, 2005

vagina sock

a pair of panties; the female undergarment;

I was talking to this girl the other day about why punching babies is a therapeutic act and she went all ape shit on me. I quickly told this crazy dame to loosen up her vagina sock so the blood could reach her brain center of humor.

by The Mike F November 14, 2007

Canyonesque Vagina

A vagina of epic proportions.

Dude where's Anthony?
Oh, he got caught up with that hooker down on 3rd.
Shit, I hope he's ok, I heard a group of boyscouts got lost in her canyonesque vagina just last week.
...

by JizMasterZero October 12, 2006

Vaginas of the sea

Mussels.
An edible marine mollusk with a blue black shell.

Let's go to the seafood restaurant so I can eat some vaginas of the sea.

by Katie April 26, 2005

vagina wedgie

When a female's underwear or pants creep up in between the lips of the vagina and causes discomfort.

Symptom: camel toe

hold on i need to stand up and fix my vagina wedgie before everyone can see camel toe

by wilt12k October 27, 2013

Vagina boner

A boner...for your vagina

"He was so sexy I got a vagina boner."

by Kappa Theta Mu January 24, 2012

Vagina Snot

The goo that squirts out of the vagina.

Her vagina snot ruined my weight bench. Or her vagina snot dripped down into her ass.

by Skeet March 04, 2005