The action of turning the penis into a turkey baster by pinching it closed when one is about to ejaculate. Then, in one quick move, squeezes their balls and releases their hand in order to blow the whole load on someone's ass (Which, in some opinions, may resemble a turkey).
by Jeremy Robinson November 28, 2007
when you whack off and you stop right before the jiz comes out and you wait. You dick gets cold and your nuts shrivel up. Then you smack it and everything comes out.
by Jack Mehoff March 11, 2005
ex 1:
I just had the worlds greatest turkey sandwich! Ever!
ex 2:
guy 1: I be right back, gonna make a turkey sandwich
guy 2: make sure you turn the fan on, don't destroy the bathroom like last time!
I just had the worlds greatest turkey sandwich! Ever!
ex 2:
guy 1: I be right back, gonna make a turkey sandwich
guy 2: make sure you turn the fan on, don't destroy the bathroom like last time!
by den 3 February 17, 2009
by hedy December 17, 2003
When your neck is permanently locked at a 90 degree angle down wards by trying to perform oral sex with your own genitals(penis).
"OH man my turkey neck is fucking killing me", "yo call that misuse, i need to get my turkey neck worked out", "man i need to get a girlfriend, i keep giving myself these dirty turkey necks"
by Bum Bandit 709 November 09, 2011
by Philip Murillo December 03, 2003
by sandra and john October 20, 2007