flying turtle

A magical gay creature that floats around granting As.

It will, on occasion, poop Hershey's Kisses, DumDums, and Starbursts for promising students.

Only the purest of souls will ever come across one of these, but if you do, make sure to complement its rainbow shell.

Although the flying turtle is rainbow, it does appreciate the color gray.

by VCSsunflower June 20, 2022

turtle hem

the ring around the water in a dirty-ass toilet

"dude that bathroom was NASTY. severe turtle hem.."

by dirty birdballs May 06, 2009

Ninja Turtled

Having sex while wearing your partner like a backpack, thereby resembling the shell of a turtle. Often performed with people who have ninja turtle names, and are little bitches who can be carried around like a baby.

Raph got so Ninja Turtled last night when I used a strap on to fuck him in the ass while he wore me like a back pack.

by Masterb8er3000 January 08, 2022

Turtle Shell

When your balls shrivel up into your abdomen, leaving the scrotum looking like a ridge-textured turtle shell. This is commonly caused by either exposure to cold or in those situations that give you the willies, much like goosebumps.

I stepped into the pool, as soon as my balls touched the water, immediate turtle shell.

by Doo! May 03, 2016

Douche Turtle

A moniker for Mitch McConnell.

We need to get that Douche Turtle out of office.

by Flying Thesaurus August 05, 2019

Turtle nesting

When you are buried in the sand on the beach with your ass only out; getting fucked while sounding like a sea turtle.

After we turtle nesting we crawled back up shore.

by Bomb2dashell August 01, 2020

Turtle Ring

Turtle ring, what happens to an engagment ring after a husband to be is caught cheating.

I spent 25K on the turtle ring.

by Joeballs June 30, 2010