vendy legs

Vendy legs refers to the shape and size of ones humongous, vending machine like, legs. A term in which is used to describe ones fat, chunky, McDonald filled legs.

An example being ...
"oi look at that nutter hes got pure vendy legs like"
Another example being ...
"loves doing sbc's seen his vendy legs''

by freemoneu February 28, 2019

tweeter legs

Slang for bullshit

This game is so tweeter legs

by Tweeter legs real October 24, 2023

leg notches

A good set of notches is great for riding, typically found on country girls in the Deep South that dwell in deep water wrasslin gators. Careful! You think cock fights are bad, don’t get caught in a pair of leg knotches!

Stop her! She’s got him in a leg knotch lock!
Careful, those leg notches are rock hard… mmm
Love some hard notches..

by Theodore_R_Bundy January 20, 2023

throwing legs

To have sex. Usually between intoxicated persons.

I was throwing legs with Lindsay all night after the party.

by Fckmendala November 6, 2017

Lying Leg

A hoe that claims she ain’t hoeing

Chloe yhu a lying leg yk damn well yhu talk to mad niggas

by swerveoota November 7, 2020

table-legged

The act of attempting to level a wobbly table that has one leg shorter than the others. Usually resulting in reducing a dinner table to the height of a coffee table.

I just table-legged my haircut, (by trying to even out the ends).

by JD Too February 18, 2013

Pillow Legs

A derogatory term for a person missing both legs, usually that were amputated above the knee. It is referring to their remaining legs' shape and resemblance to pillows, with legs often taking rectangular shapes on the edges/corners of the "stump." This effect is more obvious when the pillow-legged person is not wearing prosthetic legs.

My grandfather has "pillow legs." He lost them in an accident.

Pillow Legs is coming over to watch the game. ,

by Trashley_ September 9, 2021