Cooked

When a person is in so much trouble, there’s no saving them

Bro 1: Look at Sahar, he looks like he smoked a doobie before his exam
Bro 2: Yeah, he’s COOKED

by SaharDoobie May 21, 2024

Cook me

The desire to make out with someone

Girl: what do you want me to cook for dinner

Boy: cook me bbg

by Nelia_koeningzef May 9, 2024

skibidi cooked

when ur really cooked

wallahi im skibidi cooked

by initdotpy July 10, 2024

Cooked

T1m me J Hair Wrist

You're Cooked

by john hamburger February 18, 2024

Cook my balls

When a man let's out a hot fart while sitting down, thus pushing the farther forward and baking his testicles

Someone roll a window down, I'm about to cook my balls.

by Gray Matter January 16, 2023

Cooked the Cougar

Accidentally or intentionally impregnating a cougar.

Oh shit, I think I may have accidentally cooked the cougar last night.

by Syngyl April 17, 2019

Cooked on coke

When you drink too much fizzy at a refill station you get cooked on coke

These refills are great I'm so cooked on coke

by OddButAwesome95 April 22, 2025