Tickle the Ferret

When one is wiping ones bottom and either the bog roll rips or there is a finger slippage resulting in the tickling of a whiskery brown 'ferret' or asshole.

Mate i just Tickled the Ferret

or

Man 1: Did you just Tickle the Ferret?
Man 2: Maybe...

by LORDofTHEnorth April 19, 2010

tickle the teapot

euphemism for cunnilingus performed in the kitchen

All she wanted was a steaming hot cup of joe, but instead the repairman decided to tickle the teapot.

by meowneo November 19, 2013

tickle an elephant

When u address an awkward situation where there's an "elephant in the room" to someone in that awkward situation

"Oh I didn't want to bring up the situation with her or tickle an elephant in the room"

by Bbbbbbbbbbb January 29, 2014

Tickle the Lens

"Tickle the Lens" or ""Tickling the Lens" is used to describe a person that is great at photography. This person can either be "natural" or "formally trained" to take a great-looking photo. This expression is similar to "Tickle the Ivory" or "Tickling the Ivory" which is a person great at playing the piano.

If you're looking for a wedding photographer, I've been known to "Tickle the Lens."

by GMoneyGrill July 22, 2016

Tickle Queef

When a rogue hair tickles your vagina and you queef.

I was doing pilates and tickle queefed.

by Captain Capsized October 16, 2016

Tickle My Ears

Tell someone what they want to hear

Synonymous with "lip service"

Janette is telling me what I want to hear again, she often likes to tickle my ears

by ScienceAndArt May 3, 2017

Tickle bear

Defined as someone who specifically enjoys tickling the muff of hair found in the pubic region of either a male, female, or himself.

Generally done so in a non consensual setting.

“Hey Chris, is Devin still coming by for poker tonight?”
“Naw he can’t make it, he was visited by the tickle bear last night and has been sobbing in the shower ever since.”

“Do you think Bill Cosby really is guilty?”
“Hell yeah, that tickle bear got what he deserved.”

by Kenny and Dan July 17, 2018