Steven Bahm

A very rare person who you only see when something important is going on. This person likes to show up and still the limelight but will disappear when nothing benefits him. If one asks to borrow your coat, do not lend it to him...unless it's a coat you have no use for and do not want to see again.

"Hey man, didn't you fix that water

"Hey man, didn't you fix that water cooler? Yeah I did, but Steven Bahm came in and stole the spotlight. Now everyone thinks he fixed it"

"That's a nice jacket. Didn't you have one like that? I did, but it got Bahmed the other day."

by you know who and why August 25, 2013

Steven Patrick Morrissey

A racist and (closeted) bisexual who wrote several surprisingly arousing songs in the eighties.

Person 1: "Steven Patrick Morrissey ruins The Smiths for me."
Person 2: "Separate artist from art!"

by titty69muncher August 19, 2024

Specky Steven

Different breed of absolute retard.

Steven the specky muppet is from alloa Known as Specky Steven

by Ash Mundells Idial September 12, 2022

Matilda and Steven

the best soon to be couple ever. Steven and matilda are going to get married soon. STEEEEVO!

person 1: Did you see matilda and steven today?
Person 2: Hell yeah they are the best couple ever omg

by ememem1008 July 24, 2025

Steven

Yes. Arrest Steven.

Hym "Steven bad. I'm not Steven. Get him. You're going to have to round up my imposters anyway. Go."

by Hym Iam October 8, 2025

Markus Stevens

Markus is a fine young man, usually he is the "type of guy" to have his laptop out in his arm's Markus is super charming he has a smile so nice you'll thank him. Markus is very popular among his peers.

That guy has a huge cock he must be called Markus Stevens

by Fantabubbles September 15, 2021

James stevens

A shitty madden player that only blitzes

James stevens sucks

by Madden goat August 29, 2021