cop/ body cam footage videos on youtube usually with an AI voice interrupting everyone in a while to have a nothing burger piece of commentary and with a title like ; CRIMINAL MASTERMIND GETS CAUGHT IN THE ACT!!111
(usually they are called something like officer Jake or whatever)
(usually they are called something like officer Jake or whatever)
by cheezsam2 January 15, 2025
Get the Cop slopmug. 
by Real Rusty Shackleford February 11, 2019
Get the copmug. A glazer is a mf who bootlicks or tries to have a casual conversation with a police officer during a scene. People so attention-hungry that they suck up to the officer and act like their friend.
ex.) An officer is performing an arrest on a criminal and random npcs that are spectating try to interact/distract with the officer.
ex.) An officer is performing an arrest on a criminal and random npcs that are spectating try to interact/distract with the officer.
Officer: "Ma'am, please step back."
Cop Glazer(Some guy): "Officer y'know, the crazy thing is that I'm from Minnesota and things like this happen all the time. Surprised that you guys have to put up with this in Utah too. Golly. I'm sorry you have to deal with this kind of thing. Y'know, my son called and told me what was happening and I just couldn't believe what I was hearing."
Cop Glazer(Some guy): "Officer y'know, the crazy thing is that I'm from Minnesota and things like this happen all the time. Surprised that you guys have to put up with this in Utah too. Golly. I'm sorry you have to deal with this kind of thing. Y'know, my son called and told me what was happening and I just couldn't believe what I was hearing."
by sheepersleepers April 10, 2023
Get the Cop Glazermug. <<Seven Thousand Nine Hundred And Seventy Six>>Calling The Cops On Me On Cops The Calling<<Seven Thousand Nine Hundred And Seventy Six>>
<<Seven Thousand Nine Hundred And Seventy Six>>Calling The Cops On Me On Cops The Calling<<Seven Thousand Nine Hundred And Seventy Six>>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025
Get the <<Seven Thousand Nine Hundred And Seventy Six>>Calling The Cops On Me On Cops The Calling<<Seven Thousand Nine Hundred And Seventy Six>>mug. Depending on where you are in the Eiffel tower, you are either the front cop or the back cop. The front cop is responsible for the mouth, nose, and ears. The back cop is responsible for the anus, vagina, and other orifices.
Michael: Hey P-Ka$h, do you think you'd be down for some good old Front Cop, Back Cop action downtown tonight?
P-Ka$h: That's really sus Michael, but if I get to be the back cop, you got a deal!
Michael: Nice P-Ka$h! Love having a good time with you!
P-Ka$h: That's really sus Michael, but if I get to be the back cop, you got a deal!
Michael: Nice P-Ka$h! Love having a good time with you!
by IloveChristina1234 March 20, 2022
Get the Front Cop, Back Copmug. Jack-some cops beat me up yesterday when I tried to hang out with Jenny.
John-Man,their job actually among many others include being paid to unleash a can of Whoopass on us
John-Man,their job actually among many others include being paid to unleash a can of Whoopass on us
by Titus rutto October 8, 2019
Get the Copmug.