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Opened Window

Opened Window, adj. is the term used to describe the amount of time available before the authorities arrive on the scene after a riot, protest, prank, graffiti or crime has been committed. Let me know when the coast is clear because the opened window is a short amount of time.
They knew they had an opened window of 3 minutes to spray paint that statue and leave before the cops came. Time span intentional act unexpected prank well timed protest rehearsed acts planned riot
by Amazingman April 20, 2013
mugGet the Opened Windowmug.

Windows 11

Sam: Damn I hate Windows 11, the round corners look so ugly.
Joe: It's trying too hard to be a Chromebook.
by fjolfberg June 16, 2023
mugGet the Windows 11mug.

Window potato

Gay men put a potato on their window sill when they want to suck a dick. This makes it easier for other gays to know which house to go to for blowjobs.
"Our neighbor has a window potato, he must be thirsty for the D tonight."
by Poutinequeen April 8, 2016
mugGet the Window potatomug.

Window Torrenting

The act of looking at future torrents to download just because you can.
Dude1: Hey man, what are you looking for?
Dude2: Nothing much, just Window Torrenting.
by Kyle of Noobonic September 7, 2011
mugGet the Window Torrentingmug.

Window Fuck

Someone who takes way too much advantage of small fuck windows (windows of time when someone who normally wouldn't will fuck them). Similar to slut and whore.
"She screwed Brad when he was drunk? What a windowfuck!"

"Cindy, you're a foreign exchange student. I'm not going to have sex with you. Do I look like a window fuck?"
by loonom May 11, 2015
mugGet the Window Fuckmug.

Love Window

A fold of excessive fat that droops over the genitalia. Must be 'opened' before the commencement of love-making.
"Ah Beatrice, it's getting rather warm in here. Shall I open my love window?"
by Dangerscouse April 19, 2014
mugGet the Love Windowmug.

window shading

A lewd sex act where you smear fecal matter over your lover's face in a circular motion, similar to a "wiping the windows" type motion.
You should've seen that tape, she was window shading *all* over Cosby's face.
by Emotionally Shallow Hippie August 30, 2017
mugGet the window shadingmug.

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