knob-skin

an annoying or frustrating person, somebody who is useless

You complete and utter knob-skin!

by ShaunS27 October 14, 2007

skin the chicken

Male masturbation so vigerous and violent, you rub the skin off. Eventually using blood as lubrication.

"Careful bro, you don't wanna skin the chicken. I haven't been able to rub one out since"

by Toxicbullet73 October 1, 2015

Skin Squirrel

1. A lesser man. One who is lanky and/or uncoordinated. One who is lazy or generally disliked. 2. A term of "endearment" among friends.

Look at that dude, what a skin squirrel. Whatever, you skin squirrel.

by Gustavo65 June 2, 2008

sperm skin

When your so fucking white, that you blind others with your mayonnaise ass skin.

Damn, your nickname should be sperm skin because you look like Howie from The Bench Warmers.

by Cum basket November 23, 2016

Skin Wars

A reality show created by Rebecca Romijn on 2014, which featured body painting. It's the most fucking amazing show. Watch it.

Skin Wars is good.

by PonyTardRepellence May 5, 2018

Skin Cake

When a vagina is so loose it looks like a birthday cake

Hannah: Wanna go screw ????
Bob: Bitch please that pussy is a skin cake!!!

by Otta Beef King May 9, 2013

skin sunglasses

When the woman has been told twice... see wimminz patch.

Dave's wife didn't have breakfast ready so he packed her a pear of skin sunglasses to take to work.

by pepperham June 7, 2010