taking the lord's name in vein

referring to to proclaim one's actions or words as coming from the Judaeo-Christian God when in fact the actions or words are not from God at all. Reference Exodus verse similar to "You shall not make wrongful use of the name of your God".

This commandment has nothing to do with the phrase "God dammit" as many superstitious simpletons have comes to believe.

Examples of taking the Lord's name in vein are:
"God told me that you should let me marry your 13 year old daughter"
"In the name of Jesus, I command you to . . "
"God sent me to do this"
"I am on a mission from God"
"God told me to tell you to send in 1 million dollars, operators are standing by."
"God hates fags"
"God hates America"
"God caused natural disaster A, B, C to punish group A, B, C"
"God told me blah blah blah"

by Neubian January 19, 2008

talking

in the land before time, talking was only about making sounds coming from your mouth.
now talking is texting "being textual" among other things
SAY WHAT?!
yes, you heard me. getting "textual" .
Talking is categorized by two people conversing on the phone or texting, with multiple winking smilies a day and possibilities of dating/hooking up at some point...until that glorious day you are said to be "just talking" :(

"oh hey nicole...are you and JL going out now?"
*crying "no...we're just talking...." *sobbs in disappointment

I thought I was talking to him, but then the douchebag moved to canada!

by talkingnaked3669 August 13, 2008

Taking A Break

Used when breaking up with someone. Usually means he/she is scared of their feelings.

Boy: I don't think this is working out.
Girl: Okay... um...
Boy: We are taking a break...
Girl: No I ain't goin' through that again, either you like me or not!
Boy: Okay... Then we're done!
GIrl: Good! 'Cause I got bigger fish to fry!

by yollm_spam December 3, 2018

Pillow talking

The simp art of a nigga or bitch comforting your bitch while y’all going through it

Pillow talking

Girl: “Ryan is crazy bro”
Pillow talker: “🤦🏾 ♂️ Dang man come here I’m always a shoulder to cry on”

by Pillow talking February 25, 2020

taking a brett

The act of defecating.

To remove (impurities, as in a chemical solution); clarify.

To void (feces) from the bowels.

A term developed in Souther California for the popular brett (guitarist in the music scene)

I took a brett just now and it stinks!

Don't bother me, can't you see I'm taking a brett!

I've got to take a brett, I ate way too much!

by chinchillakilla March 5, 2009

Talking Trees

A peice of foliage such as a massive tree or even a small leaf that can talk to you mostly when your high or just plain insane.

Man 1Man me and Frank the talking tree were having a long conversation and he convinced me that im just that plain stupid to think that trees can talk.

Man 2Dont listen to frank man that tree is the bigest pot smoker i have ever seen and yes there are such things as Talking Trees

by The tree talking bandit June 24, 2009

Taking a Howie.

Another term for having a bowel movement. Q

Where's Ed? He's in the bathroom taking a howie.

by Xeroxfishbone August 25, 2011