Yogurt Turd

When you peel back the foil too fast on a yogurt cup and it spits out a blob of yogurt onto your shirt or pants.

Dam it Kelly! I opened the yogurt too fast and got a yogurt turd on my brand new shirt five minuets before our staff meeting.

by BooBoo2268 November 5, 2016

turd herd

A group of people or kids who act like a complete shitheads.

these children are a turd herd.

by pussy destroyer 15 April 4, 2017

Turd knife

The long knife that one uses to cut up with their turds in order for them to be flushed down the toilet.

I have to poop has anyone seen my turd knife?

by Intmd8er March 30, 2015

turd streaking

where you crap against a wall while running and leave a turd streak on the wall

look at that turd streaking guy.

by woodster4life March 12, 2009

Bas-Turd

A play on words . While a bastard is a child born out of wedlock , a Bas-Turd is an unwanted or poorly timed bowel movement.This Bas-Turd lie its namesake is often not well received

I thought i had gas but it was a damn Bas-Turd.

No gas station and this Bad-Turd comes knocking.

by Dr Fred October 8, 2017

Turd Fingers

Term to describe the brown and yellow nicotine stains on the fingers of smokers.

"Dude, you need to quit smoking and clean up your nasty turd fingers"

by krissy betch August 6, 2013

turd serpent

When you take a huge dump that comes out in all one piece and shoots down the toilet drain with only a small fraction of the turd showing

Tom was horrified after he realized a turd serpent had came out of his anus and clogged the toilet.

by Turdserpentcreator November 30, 2014