like A good neighbor state farm is there

Its when u summon jake from state farm

My boyfriend trying to save me: like a good neighbor state farm is there!"
Me: Wtf bro?!
Jake comes
me: whhhaaaaatttttt

by wtf bro do u not read?? June 13, 2022

I'll get that 8 piece right there

When guys see a female that looks good to them rating her on a scale of 1-10

Ty: Hey man look at her!
Zan: I'll get that 8 piece right there.

by Cowgurl-up! December 9, 2022

Let’s take a look in there

When your vagina is discharging weird stuff and you have to usually get an phone camera or a mirror and check if everything is alright down there. Used by OB/GYNs rarely.

*using restroom*
Mind: Wait why the hell and I discharging brown stuff?
*finishes using restroom*
*Grabs mirror*
Let’s take a look in there…

by coolhandlehere69420 December 29, 2022

Yeah, but there will be more apples than oranges.

When you caught someone about to fuck up and you correct them before they make a fool of themselves.

They look at you and say "Why not?".
You look that village idiot in the eye and say "Yeah, but there will be more apples than oranges."

by F-50Rick-C137 December 27, 2018

If wE cAmE FRom mOnKeYs, tHen whY aRe TheRE StILl MoNKeyS?

In creationism people believe that everything came in this Earth the way they are now, this claim has no scientific proof for it's self. Creationists like to think up weird examples to make their false belief, like "your cereal box will never randomly come out one day and put it's self in your bowl, and the milk won't either, even in millions of years." The question today is "If we came from monkeys, then why are there still monkeys?" this makes no sense, first off, we came from neither monkeys nor apes, we are just more related to modern day apes than monkeys, we split from the classic modern day apes about 7MYA or 7 million years ago. Second, all of them are dead, like the dinosaurs, mammoths and other life, everything goes extinct, they did to, and we may also, so don't ever say this in a sentence, and remember, we came from extinct ape ancestors.

Creationist: "If wE cAmE FRom mOnKeYs, tHen whY aRe TheRE StILl MoNKeyS?"

People who believe in the truth: "that makes no fucking sense."

by Tiktaalik fan April 19, 2022

Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.

Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.

Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.

by posaidon April 13, 2023

But then, where is the real me, after all is said and done? Oh, there is no real me. I guess that's it.

A quote, from the anime , serial experiments lain (YOU SHOULD WATCH IT!!) she is lain. We are. Lain LAIN LETS ALL LOVE LAIN!!

But then, where is the real me, after all is said and done? Oh, there is no real me. I guess that's it. I only exist inside of those people aware of my existence.

by Kyoukabsd June 2, 2023