The Hourglass Theory

The Hourglass Theory states that the first eighteen years of a man's social life is like an eighteen-year hourglass - once high school ends, the hourglass flips, and the jocks end up on the streets eating dog shit, while all the nerds get money and bitches. This theory applies to roughly 95% of said jocks and nerds.

Bitches and hoes get it easy because the Hourglass Theory does not apply to them.

by neva eva October 16, 2012

Bipolar Magnetic Reversal Theory

Relating to two poles that are exhibiting magnetism, but the magnetic field is going in an opposite direction than normal and it theory that even Einstein has proven it happens on the Days of the Lunar Solar Eclipse and also when the planets align.

Dustin Luke Crocker is the creator of the Bipolar Magnetic Reversal Theory!!!!!!!

by DustyCracker2099 November 19, 2018

Theodore G.

The funniest french bastard ever, who likes to "do homework" and "go outside for a little bit" because he is such a good little French boy. He loves Starwars and even though he says the most racist things ever, he doesn't really mean it, and it's usually funny. May Theo go out through history and the "Funny French Boy Who Could"

Theo: Um Thew? I don't speak "Jew."

Theo: (insert here) for many moons.

(WAY over used, but it's always funny when he does it)

Theo: Heey, esé...

by [not listed] February 15, 2005

Faded Theory

A theory made while high as hell...

Also a hip hop group.. They get faded and make theories. A Seattle rap super group led by Halfbreed. Along with Raven and Max, Halfbreed has created the perfect balance of REAL hip hop meets that old school rock and roll kinda vibe.

http://myspace.com/fadedtheory09

Faded Theory- Dude, I'm so faded and I have a theory.

by Jimmy Ethicz December 29, 2008

Quantom Louis Theory

A theory composed by Louis L. , a Canisius High School student, that states that all blunt objects cut and that sharp objects crush. It also states that whan a sharp pinpiont pokes you, then it crushes, known as a "pin-point-crush"

(Quite possibly the most wrong theory stated... ever)

The Quantom Louis Theory states that the keyboard that you are typing on now could be used to cut yourself and the knives in your kitchen can crush your fingers.

by Buffalo Breaker Box June 1, 2009

Spew-it-knew-it theory

Spew-it-knew-it theory says that students commonly retain a lot of information for an important test/exam but then mostly forget about it once they don't need to know it anymore.

Believe it or not this has actually been backed up by real research by Hermann Ebbinghaus.

Test question (short answer): What does the spew-it-knew-it theory say?

Answer: it means that once I know it I'm completely forget about it and everything else regarding the tested information.

by Sid Barrett May 11, 2009

theobabble

Tortured philosophy used by religionists who are seeking to impart some deeper meaning to an otherwise empty string of words and phrases. Similar to "bong smoke philosophy", it's deluded thinking propped up by false premises, bad argumentation, and illogical conclusions.

Alejandro_Verdad: 1) Without life, no meaning
3) God is Living eternaly
2) Without meaning, there is nop truth

Conclusion: God determines eternal truth

ragle: meaningless theobabble, sheesh, get an argument!

by Ragle February 16, 2010