The position of female masturbation/fingering in which her middle and index finger are moved consistently inside of her vagina in a trigger movement, resembling the finger movement that Spider-Man uses to shoot webs (this position can also be used by a male to the female).
by super mega masturbator oarlock October 04, 2018
The act of anal sex.
A nice tight ass looks remarkably like a Daddy-long-legs spider, hence the insertion of a penis appears to be breaking the legs off that same spider.
A nice tight ass looks remarkably like a Daddy-long-legs spider, hence the insertion of a penis appears to be breaking the legs off that same spider.
" Man, that girl loves it hard. After fucking for awhile she grabbed the lube, slapped her ass and told me she wanted to break the legs off the spider."
by the Den of Iniquity December 06, 2006
A Spider that sometimes takes the form of a human. A Very rare breed of spider that can also acts alot like a kangroo. Very Deadly and can kill you with one single kick or bite. They are rumored to be located in Michigan.
"Wow look its a Human Black Widow Spider that is reading"
"Is that a good book Human Black Widow Spider"
"Man that Human Black Widow Spider boyfriend twitches alot"
"Why is that Human Black Widow Spider boyfriend raping another person"
"Is that a good book Human Black Widow Spider"
"Man that Human Black Widow Spider boyfriend twitches alot"
"Why is that Human Black Widow Spider boyfriend raping another person"
by haterofed March 02, 2010
ok so I watched this movie twice at the cinema and let me fucking tell you this it was absolutely fucking AMAZINGGGGGGF brooooooo GO WATCH IT IF U HAVENT ALREADY!!! (No spoiling pls if u have) I have no words I am beyond flabbergasted and and and and and and uhhmmm YEAHHH IT WAS SO GOOD UGH 😩😩😩😩 *cums*
Me: Yo bro you seen the new Spider-Man: No Way Home ?
Uneducated Bitch: Um? No? What’s it about?
Me: *drags her ass to the cinema and makes her watch it WITH 0 DISTRACTIONS*
Her: OMFGGG UT WAS SO GOOD HOLY SHIT UR A LIFE SAVER MAN OMG I DONT THINK ID LIVE OR SURVIVE WITHOUT SEEING THIS HOLY BRO!!! *cums*
Uneducated Bitch: Um? No? What’s it about?
Me: *drags her ass to the cinema and makes her watch it WITH 0 DISTRACTIONS*
Her: OMFGGG UT WAS SO GOOD HOLY SHIT UR A LIFE SAVER MAN OMG I DONT THINK ID LIVE OR SURVIVE WITHOUT SEEING THIS HOLY BRO!!! *cums*
by swaggiestkylefp December 30, 2021
it is when you are jerking off and right before you nut u nut in your hand then you rub your hand on girls face and you run off like webslinging
by Alenadro Jihad March 06, 2008
The REAL Spider-Man is a Man, Born June 1st, 1984. He is Mulatto (Half Persian, half Cameroonian!) Majored in Psychology, majors in Medicine, currently fighting crime in Romania, he is a proficient speaker of over half a dozen languages, excels at a multitude of sports, including but not limited to, arm-wrestling, MMA, table-tennis, just to name a few. He is the second in a sibship of 6 brothers, and is hiding in plain site, affectionately refered to as Spidey! He is also an avid guitar and chess player.
Who is the REAL Spider-Man? Well, he is responsible for stopping criminals in more counties than one! Sometimes leading to their arrests! At times having to combat several enemies at once, he always emerges victorious.
by Spideyace October 26, 2011
Probably a film worthy of the name perfection. A film that basically throws every other movie down the toilet. A film that makes Avengers Endgame look like a home movie. This movie went down as the first 200% film on Rotten Tomatoes.
by Men? February 19, 2020