Danger Sleep

Falling asleep in a potentially detrimental, dangerous or life threatening situation.

1) "Where were you when the fire alarm went off?"

"oh, i chose to have a danger sleep"

2) "mate, i woke up on the roundabout this morning..."

"you were totally having a danger sleep"

3)Having a "danger sleep" in the front row of class

4) "zzzz... (danger sleep)"

by Walter Willis November 3, 2010

tactical sleeping

When you give up your favored sleeping choice to go next to the girl you like.

Ollie gave the mattress to his friend so he could sleep next to his crush. This was tactical sleeping.

by Dictionaryy October 22, 2014

Sleep-Working

Sleep-Working happens when you haven't had your morning cup of coffee before work, which usually results in ultimate failure and/or workers compensation.

Ann: "Did you hear Neek fell off the 3-step ladder pulling an 80 pound gear from the 2nd shelf?

Jim: "That poor bastard was Sleep-Working again."

by Sleepworker April 30, 2013

Sleeping on Margin

(v.) To wake up and stay in bed knowing that you're taking time away from some activity you had planned for (usually school or work). Usually happens because the bed is just so damn comfortable.

Clifford: Why are you always late? I thought you set an alarm clock

Me: I do, I just have a bad habit of sleeping on margin.

by Gu3ss July 20, 2011

Sleep Drunk

The point where you are so sleepy it feels like you're drunk because you kind of are. The blood alcohol level rise in your body with a lack of proper sleep and also with out having to drink alcohol.

I feel so loopy right now from a lack of sleep. I'm so sleep drunk right now!

by Breaking_Sad August 11, 2017

Quantum Sleep

The involuntary time travel into the future immediately after slightly waking up and drifting into sleep again. Quantum Sleep is triggered by a later-to-be-regretted thought or phrase "let me sleep five more minutes". Quantum Sleep transports you through an hour in what seemed like two minutes. the result is lateness and thus alters the events of the day.

example:

Before: Let me catch five more minutes of sleep.

...Quantum Sleep...

After: Shit! fucking hell, I am hectically late.

unemployment boss appointment regret early

by Baniroquai Rewo November 20, 2010

sleep puss

The physiological effect that extraordinary pussy has on the male recipient causing them to immediately fall asleep for a significant time frame thus allowing the female to go about her day without being bothered by the aforementioned male.

Girl....I'm trying to go to the club with y'all but first I have to put down the sleep puss so I can party in peace!

by Nurse bean April 3, 2016