Scomma bear

One who don't care to fight; big as a bear; son of a bitch; rather fight then eat

That scomma bear is crazy

by carriekid1 September 3, 2010

Brizzly Bear

A new cross breed species of bear found in British Columbia. With population estimates of well over 4.4million, the Brizzly, surpasses the total population of the province. A Brizzly is when a Brown bear mates with a Grizzly. Spawning well over 80,000 cubs a year, the Brizzly hybrid surpasses the traditional 2-3 cub threshold.

See Geoff I told you those damn Brizzly Bears were real. They've taken over Pemberton.

by geoffleung September 26, 2010

Bear Honey

Bear honey is the manliest shaving lubricant that exists. To obtain bear honey one must stalk a bear and wait for it to destroy a bee hive. Once the bear has destroyed the bee hive you must beat it to death with your bare hands and remove its paws by any means neccesary. To apply: keep the bear paws in your bathroom cabinet. When preparing to shave: glide the paw across your face to apply the bear honey then shave. Repeat if neccesary. It is recommended that you only shave using bear honey when you're shaving utensil is a machete, preferably atleast 18 inches in length.

Chuck Norris shaves with bear honey.

by Donkasaurus January 10, 2011

Tao Bear

An unbelievably sexy man who attracts many women and is hung like a moose.

"We have to figure out what Tao Bear does."
"Have you ever noticed how the women walk after leaving his house?"

shlong hung moose man thunder stick

by Jude Romero November 30, 2013

Bear insurance

your side arm that is used when you get attacked by a bear.

I was out hunting yesterday, when a bear charged me and I had to use my bear insurance.

by Pseudonym# March 5, 2013

bear thumb

it’s when a really hairy gay dude thumbs your asshole without clipping his finger nails.

John: Dude I think my ass is bleeding
Mitch: Why?
John: I got bear thumbed last night

by -/:;()$&@“ November 14, 2017

Bear Freshener

Adorable bear + flowers + poo in the woods = this smell.

See also: Sea Island Debauchery
See also: B.Y.

Let's play "Hide the Bear Freshener" in eachothers' luggage and watch hilarity ensue

by LEAHLOVELACE August 25, 2009