Teacher

Very strict people, usually fat jackasses.

That teacher is DOYYYYYY... Of course.

by suck it to m March 13, 2017

teacher

An unsuccessful person who tries to teach others how to be successful. People who are teachers are usually people who wanted to chase their dream and be successful in life but failed and had to be a teacher instead.

Our teacher is so dumb and almost everybody in our class is smarter than her.

by Squid Kid [twtx] December 18, 2020

teacher fucker

A person who fucks her teacher to get a better grade

Leann is such a teacher fucker

by RatmanINC. February 20, 2024

English Teacher Mentality Syndrome

a trait, carried by most English teachers, that requires over analyzing something in an attempt to feel intellectually superior, or to find a deeper meaning than is necessary.

the teacher said “the walls are blue to symbolize the rising depression in the household”, and the author quickly replied, “no, the walls are painted blue” this is an example of English teacher mentality syndrome

by The dark lord herman March 10, 2023

teacher friend

Similar to a best-friend or girl/boyfriend, a teacher friend is the teacher in the student/teacher bond where the teacher is the student's favorite teacher of all time and the student is the teacher's favorite student of all time.

I had lunch with my teacher friend on Wednesday, where we discussed what she will teach in the fall.

by Calc64 March 19, 2023

French Teacher

The French teacher is one of the best teachers, one of the bois who you can make jokes with, unfortunately, they teach French which is unobjectively the WORST subject.

what do we have next? French, with the good French Teacher, I love them but I hate French

by Gog403 May 27, 2023

Pe teachers

creatures that lurk the gyms and fields of a school. Despite their job title promoting physical education, they ironically haven’t done anything physical since they were in high school. You can feel the floor vibrate and see the San Franciscans getting ptsd as the ground shakes like 8.0 magnitude earthquake as these colossal beings rock the earth with every 500 pound step they take. They tell students to “do more push ups” while all they do is viscously push more food into their mouths. So only time you’ll see these creatures move any faster then a walking pace, is when there’s a flash sale at McDonald’s.

Person 1: HOLY SHIT WHAT WAS THAT

Person 2: oh dw it’s not an earthquake the pe teachers just came back from McDonald’s.

by Who?asked? August 9, 2024