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Get the Skrawberry mug.Tanya Sarawat is the universal mother goddess who provides for all, she has 13 incarnations on this planet, and her most recent one is Taylor Swift. Tanya Sarawat has 3 cats who destroy the world every 13 trillion years and bring it back to life, Tanya Sarawat's devoted worshippers are known as Swifties, they engage in different rituals according to their tribes (like having stan twitters, sacrificng bots on discord, etc) . Tanya Sarawat's godly consort is Joe, he is supportive of Tanya and Sarawatians (the most devoted of the Swifties) pray to him along with Tanya. Tanya hates Y3/K4ny3, Sc00ter, Sc0tt and other people who have troubled her. May Tanya Live Long and Bless Us! Om Namah Tanya Devi!
Did you worship Tanya Sarawat today?
YES! I finished my 13th prayer and listened to RED (taylor's version)!
YES! I finished my 13th prayer and listened to RED (taylor's version)!
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This move is a combination of the well known Dirty Sanchez, Strawberry shortcake, Abe Lincoln and the Donkey Punch along with some "squating". Preferably, this move should be done at partner's parents house, while they are present, but in a different part of house.
This complicated yet effective maneuver involves the following:
1)Get head.
2)While getting head before you splooge, punch your partner directly in the mouth.
3)Splooge in her mouth, she will now have a combination of splooge and blood, resembling a strawberry shortcake.
4) Now your partner snowballs you and you fuck her in the ass.
5)Then, you pull out, spit the shortcake onto her back.
6) She'll turn around. you then proceed to punch her in the face, preferably in the eye or nose, (nose bleads easier, which will come in handy for the next step) until she passes out.
7)Then while she's stunned, skeet all over her face. (Again another strawberry shortcake)
8)Proceed to piss all over your partner's unconscious body, while singing Battle hymn of the Republic.
9)Shave pubes and throw all over partner's bloody, spoogey face.
10)Shit on partner where 27.268% of the shit falls in her mouth. And the remaining 72.732% needs to fall on her body.
11)Call her parents into the room. Tell them its "Super Important"
12)When they enter the room, proceed to splooge on them.
13)Then have partner claim it was their idea when they reach consciousness.
PS Dont forget to take pictures, for these will come in handy. Put them all over the internet.
This complicated yet effective maneuver involves the following:
1)Get head.
2)While getting head before you splooge, punch your partner directly in the mouth.
3)Splooge in her mouth, she will now have a combination of splooge and blood, resembling a strawberry shortcake.
4) Now your partner snowballs you and you fuck her in the ass.
5)Then, you pull out, spit the shortcake onto her back.
6) She'll turn around. you then proceed to punch her in the face, preferably in the eye or nose, (nose bleads easier, which will come in handy for the next step) until she passes out.
7)Then while she's stunned, skeet all over her face. (Again another strawberry shortcake)
8)Proceed to piss all over your partner's unconscious body, while singing Battle hymn of the Republic.
9)Shave pubes and throw all over partner's bloody, spoogey face.
10)Shit on partner where 27.268% of the shit falls in her mouth. And the remaining 72.732% needs to fall on her body.
11)Call her parents into the room. Tell them its "Super Important"
12)When they enter the room, proceed to splooge on them.
13)Then have partner claim it was their idea when they reach consciousness.
PS Dont forget to take pictures, for these will come in handy. Put them all over the internet.
Bob: Oh man, i gave Sally such a Dirty Strawberry Cotsquat last night!
Jim: There must have been shit all over the place!
Bob: Yep.
Jim: There must have been shit all over the place!
Bob: Yep.
by Frankie Salomon July 6, 2006
Get the Dirty Strawberry Cotsquat mug.When a man cums into a woman, while she is on her period. The strawberry milk is the mixture of semen and menstruation that falls out of the vagina.
by dairymaiden October 23, 2011
Get the strawberry milk mug.The extremely adverse effects of womanhood that result in emotional devastation to all those surrounding. Much like an atomic bomb, but slightly more frightening. Targets anyone who does not share the problem. Occurs frequently and can be prepared for by boarding up windows and removing all sharp objects. You should also avoid doing anything aggravating to a victim of SMB. && resembles strawberries.
Stupid man victim: Can you pass the salt?
Ticking SMB: Am I fucking here to serve you, you lazy bastard!!! Do you know the fuckin pain I am in you dumb fucking fuck!!! Do you really love me!!!!! And were you lying when you said these pants didn't make me look fat!!?!
*tick,tick,tick*
Stupid man victim: Uhh um shit. Sorry? Salt , bad, got it?? I love you? ummmmm..... is it that time of the....
*BOOM*
Stupid man victim dies tragic death far too horrific to describe. Strawberry muffin bomb strikes again!!!
Ticking SMB: Am I fucking here to serve you, you lazy bastard!!! Do you know the fuckin pain I am in you dumb fucking fuck!!! Do you really love me!!!!! And were you lying when you said these pants didn't make me look fat!!?!
*tick,tick,tick*
Stupid man victim: Uhh um shit. Sorry? Salt , bad, got it?? I love you? ummmmm..... is it that time of the....
*BOOM*
Stupid man victim dies tragic death far too horrific to describe. Strawberry muffin bomb strikes again!!!
by smbvictims February 18, 2008
Get the strawberry muffin bomb mug.Strawberry Avalanche was the greatest fruity disaster to ever exist. This extremity sadly has recently become extinct and will be forever missed. This disaster was the most fun and exciting disaster of it's time. see also; Limonada Hurricana, Kiwi Landslide, and Banana Blizzard. Also mentioned in Owl City's song: "Strawberry Avalanche please watch over me".
Girl: Have you ever seen a Strawberry Avalanche?
Boy: I saw one once and I wish I would've taken more pictures!
Girl: Yeah they were pretty amazing.
Boy: I saw one once and I wish I would've taken more pictures!
Girl: Yeah they were pretty amazing.
by Jeffery10 July 27, 2011
Get the Strawberry Avalanche mug.When a man ejaculates in a women's vagina when she is on his menstrual period. On occasion oozes out which has a pink color from the sperm mixing with the blood.
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