Speed curling

Taking a crap as fast as possible

Racing against your mates to have the fastest shit, I'm off for some speed curling

by Cammeltoe September 25, 2012

Speed shades

If you like all time shreds and watching Nascar speed shades are necessary to protect your corneas from the UVs and elements.

Yo those speed shades are sick...way cooler than pit vipers.

by kurtisblow50 November 18, 2021

SPEED BALL

a game i suck at

SPEED BALL

by Zach made dis November 29, 2018

charlie speed

absolute fucking dick, what a ball sack, don’t think anyone likes him and just overall dickface

charlie speed is a right weirdo

by gdonnyboy January 15, 2019

Gheto Speed

Very fast. Similar to the speed that my father had when going to the store to get milk. It's only beaten by the speed of a fast red car from some movie...

"Where'd dad go??"
"He went to the store to get milk"
"But I didn't even get to say goodbye..."
"I know... Gheto Speed..."

by LightingMcCream September 4, 2020

Speed bumps

Speed bumps are suppose to make you go faster and make you fly high to the sky. The essential use would be to go faster on these especially on school zones.

I was flying high on the speed bumps on the way to work

by YourstrulyARL January 23, 2022

Pussy Speed

The rate at which a cat like creature preys based on kilometers per second in search for meat.

The cheetah attacked the antelope at ferocious pussy speed

by Pussy Speed August 2, 2022