sandy olive

When you push your naked woman, crotch first, down on the beach before coitus and debris gets into her folded bits and causes intense irritation upon her clitoris.

With his complete disregard for pain the man pumped away inside of the grit filled vagina causing the poor woman to develop a sandy olive.

by Marco Porno June 24, 2021

Sandy's Microphone

Perhaps one of the worst sounding things ever discovered by humanity. Rumour has it that it can't be used without echoing everyone's voice at least 5 times and that several people have suffered PTSD from it.

"Oh my fucking god what's that noise"
"Don't worry its just Sandy's microphone"

by The_Discord_Gang July 9, 2021

Sandy rim

Anal sex on the beach

Jesus babe my asshole is still stinging from that sandy rim

by Halsbooshka July 24, 2021

Sandy

I can't explain how beautiful she is. She is so beautiful and funny. I love her so much and truly. She's like the moonlight to me and she makes me smile every time I see her. I want to marry her and have kids with her. But she's taken by someone better than me. Sandy is the meaning of beautiful, funny, and lovable. I love her.

Person: "Who's Sandy?"
Me: "She is the one who I love."

by unknownlover_ss September 29, 2021

Sandy Boy

a pussy ass hoe

Pcab: I wanna eat Sandy Boy's belly fat
Snake: Yes honey

by wanksanke October 3, 2021

Spanky wanky

A hand job and a blow job at the same time.

Guy: listen, can i call you back, im getting a spanky wanky.

by Steven Stephalonavich October 5, 2021

Sandy Sausage

This is when a lady fills her vagina full of sand on the beach and then a man enters with consent.

Hi Sandra do you want to go to the beach and practice doing a Sandy Sausage?

by Oldburyslappa October 6, 2021