Junk Sleep

Poor quality sleep that makes you feel more tired than well-rested.

Keep calling Kevin, Keith? That's Junk Sleep.

by Matty Firm June 14, 2022

Sleep With The Fishes

To be killed a put in a river

He's sleeping with the fishes tonight
Your going to sleep with the fishes if your not lucky

by Gingfor November 6, 2020

Sleep-Working

Sleep-Working happens when you haven't had your morning cup of coffee before work, which usually results in ultimate failure and/or workers compensation.

Ann: "Did you hear Neek fell off the 3-step ladder pulling an 80 pound gear from the 2nd shelf?

Jim: "That poor bastard was Sleep-Working again."

by Sleepworker April 30, 2013

Quantum Sleep

The involuntary time travel into the future immediately after slightly waking up and drifting into sleep again. Quantum Sleep is triggered by a later-to-be-regretted thought or phrase "let me sleep five more minutes". Quantum Sleep transports you through an hour in what seemed like two minutes. the result is lateness and thus alters the events of the day.

example:

Before: Let me catch five more minutes of sleep.

...Quantum Sleep...

After: Shit! fucking hell, I am hectically late.

unemployment boss appointment regret early

by Baniroquai Rewo November 20, 2010

Sleep Drunk

The point where you are so sleepy it feels like you're drunk because you kind of are. The blood alcohol level rise in your body with a lack of proper sleep and also with out having to drink alcohol.

I feel so loopy right now from a lack of sleep. I'm so sleep drunk right now!

by Breaking_Sad August 11, 2017

sleep whore

The physical embodyment of that which is "sleep". It can be referred to as either gender.

So many people go to sleep (visit the sleep whore) every day and its free. So not only do about 6 billion people visit the sleep whore every day, but the sleep whore is cheap too.

Sleep is a whore.

"Im very tired... Im gonna make a good old visit to the sleep whore. goodnight friend!"

by The fiddlin' sailor October 23, 2009

Sleep Assnea

When you're a total Ass in your sleep

My boyfriend Elbowed me and pushed me of the bed when he was sleeping,His Sleep Assnea is getting worse

by Sweetmee October 31, 2018