Skin Cake

When a vagina is so loose it looks like a birthday cake

Hannah: Wanna go screw ????
Bob: Bitch please that pussy is a skin cake!!!

by Otta Beef King May 9, 2013

skin the chicken

Male masturbation so vigerous and violent, you rub the skin off. Eventually using blood as lubrication.

"Careful bro, you don't wanna skin the chicken. I haven't been able to rub one out since"

by Toxicbullet73 October 1, 2015

sperm skin

When your so fucking white, that you blind others with your mayonnaise ass skin.

Damn, your nickname should be sperm skin because you look like Howie from The Bench Warmers.

by Cum basket November 23, 2016

Ho skin

When a girl goes out looking to hook up on a night out, she puts on her ho skin aka a slutty outfit.

Girl 1: Girlllll you got yo ho skin on.

Girl 2: Yea, Ima bout to get it tonight!

by shaanye east August 11, 2017

Skin Wars

A reality show created by Rebecca Romijn on 2014, which featured body painting. It's the most fucking amazing show. Watch it.

Skin Wars is good.

by PonyTardRepellence May 5, 2018

Cougar Skin

Having slept with a cougar. Analogous to a V-card, which is sleeping with a virgin.

"dude, i got my cougar skin after takin that old broad gome with me!"

by theroweboat December 4, 2011

Beer Skin

The extra weight you gain on an extended beer binge. Not the water weight you put on during a long weekend, but the soft demeanor of your "bod" after weeks of steady hop consumption and neglect of your usual exercise routine.

It's not fat, it's not chub, it's beer skin.

by CapitanoRedBeard August 22, 2011