P-Shaped body

Someone who has big boobs.

can also be paired with a lowercase d if they have a big ass, too. (dP)

“Damn, look at that girl’s boobs!”
“Yeah, she’s got a total P-shaped body!”

by Anon.23 :) September 11, 2022

50 shades of fucked up

When a person is extremely intoxicated on every possible thing in their reach.

Daniel was 50 shades of fucked up at the party lastnight.

by aviloigtrwhi October 18, 2022

Whatever shakes your coco

This is a phrase that often means whatever "feels right" or whatever "makes you feel good". -Aka "you do you".

"I am so into 'Vegetarian Progressive Grindcore'!"
"Whatever shakes your coco, bruh..."

by Hugovoos November 1, 2022

Health Shape

An easy way to sort food groups.

Normal plain looking foods such as: Bread, Cream, White Sauce and Aspic, keep the body ticking over just nicely.

Fancy show-offy foods such as: Cooked Meats, Fruit Salad, Soil Foods and Yolk will clog up the body, with unnecessary detail! Oh no, it's all broken and on the floor!

Student: But somethings... wrong
Teacher 1: Exactly, how we do know which ones are the healthy foods to eat?
Teacher 2: Well that's easy! The food groups can easily be sorted using the simple health shape.

by poopoojones November 17, 2022

50 Shades of Tovala

@LmaoLover write an erotic story about Pizza and Slantough having steamy gay sex next to the fireplace while their Tovala Smart Oven steams, bakes, and broils their gay dinner to perfection

I just finished reading 50 Shades of Tovala. The rich story and graphic sex scenes left me gaping and moist. I am so broken.

by slantoughneezy cheezy December 12, 2022

the sharpest corner of a large stone

the sharpest corner of a large stone (adage) - a proverb referring to the best ability of a person.

When it's about to hit you, and it's too large to escape from, you mainly try to get away from the sharpest corner of a large stone. Similarly, you should only show the greatest talents possessed by you to others—not the dumbest ones.

by herobrine049X January 7, 2023

egg shaped cock

Per several news reports, this was the shape of Jeffrey Epstein’s penis. Yes, it was an egg shaped cock. So fucking gross.

Do not put that egg shaped cock anywhere near me you absolute motherfucker!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023