September 4th

Anyone who is born on this date is considered to have an inner demon. The creature is relatively harmless but the people born on the 4th of September may be tempted to bite others because of it.

Speaker 1: Bro she just bit my arm!
Speaker 2: Of course she did, she is born on September 4th .

by SallyTheSinner November 22, 2021

september 22

People born on this date are usually super nice, but please stop overthinking bae. Since september is a virgo sign, I'm just gonna be honest and say you definatly fit the steriotypical virgo persona. Sorry I cannot spell lmao

"Omg did you see y/n? They are so pretty omg."
"Yeah, they were born september 22 btw!"
"Oh they must be super nice then."
"Yeah, but they need to stop otherthinking"
"Fr.."

by Indieee <33 April 25, 2022

September 5

national say yes to your gf all day

“It’s September 5 which means I have to say yes to my gf all day”

by possum24 September 4, 2022

September 18th

This is national all homo day. The opposite of no homo. Makes straight men homo for the gay shit they do.

It is not John Cena’s birthday.

John Cena said, “it is not my birthday, does that mean I can’t put this cake in my ass?”
His wife said, “aye Jimmy, you’re embodying the September 18th ‘all homo’ vibes right now. Should we have a talk?”

by Jimmy John Cena. Freaky muscle October 16, 2019

September 29th

Let me guess this is your birthday? If it's not then... ok then if you were born on September 29th your as cool as the person that was born on September 28th. What did you expect me to tell you? Anyway Joe came down with a case of Ligma and Updog

Joe Mama. Ligma balls. Nothing much what's up with you? That's right September 29th had the jokes!

by Trustymilk12 October 16, 2019

September 26

A completely trash day. I can’t believe today is a thing it shouldn’t be.

September 26 is trash because it is the release date for Fortnite

by Chicks luv me October 21, 2019

September 19th

national loving choi soobin day, this day is dedicated to showering the leader of the kpop group txt with love and adoration

x: what day is it?
y: September 19th!
x: oh, today feels like a good day to love choi soobin and stream crown from txt!

by iamurmoonchild October 15, 2019