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Santa

A creepy man that dose cokecaine on your childs willy on the 24th of december and then sleeps with your sister
Mom whats santa

Santa is a very creepy man
by Secret puma December 2, 2023
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santa

a big fat red and white dude that delivers billions of presents overnight
oh wow its santa!
by caligulove68 December 4, 2023
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blue santa hat

a hat only faggots and lesbians wear.
“OMG! did you see Eva wearing the blue santa hat? she looks so dumb!!”
“I know!!!!”
by pasha63 December 7, 2023
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Blue Santa

When one strangles their penis and testicles at the base, causing their member to turn blue - then taking your sack and throwing it up over the top of your shaft. This is referred to as a Blue Santa.
"Brian got drunk at the work Christmas party again, after one too many fireball shots he showed pulled his pants down and showed the entire office his Blue Santa!"
by D Kay December 18, 2023
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'Zat You, Santa Claus?

'Zat You, Santa Claus?
Sure is dark out, ain't the slightest spark out
'Pon my slackened jaw!
Who's there? Who is it stopping for a visit?
'Zat You, Santa Claus?
by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023
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Zat You, Santa Claus?

I said, who's there, who is it? Are you stopping for a visit?
'Zat You, Santa Claus?
by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023
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'Zat You, Santa Claus?

Song by Louis Armstrong and The Commanders About Christmas
Is 'Zat You, Santa Claus?
by Wendysfg May 7, 2023
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