The turd song was originally from BTR’s TV show on Nickelodeon. It first exist on the first episode where James sang a good song At an audition and then Gustavo turned and said that James has no talent and then Kendall came in front of stage telling Gustavo that “NO TALENT, UR THE ONE WITH NO TALENT IN 10 years” and Gustavo said one of his old songs was a hit 9yrs ago, and then Kendal jumped on top of his desk and sang that old song (in an insulting way) Gustavo mentioned, and then they called security. And then Kendall sang the turd song kicking the stuff in the table.
So when you’re pissed off by someone, you just jumped on top of their desk and sing the turd song at that person and kick their stuff off the desk while singing the turd song.
Lyrics:
Oh you’re such a turd.
Oh yeah a giant turd.
You look like a turd.
And you smell like a turd.
So when you’re pissed off by someone, you just jumped on top of their desk and sing the turd song at that person and kick their stuff off the desk while singing the turd song.
Lyrics:
Oh you’re such a turd.
Oh yeah a giant turd.
You look like a turd.
And you smell like a turd.
Miss Best: Alright class, can somebody explain what is respiration
Everyone: uhhh uhhhh uhhhhhhhhh
Miss best: Grrrr Everyone stand up on your chairs and hands up your head.
Everybody complains*
Me *looks at an airplane flying by*
Miss best: *in an angry way* Why the heck you weren’t watching me while I was teaching about respiration.
Me: GRRRRRRRR YOU STUPID BITCH, YOU HAD ME STANDING ON MY DESK FOR HOURS WITH MY HANDS ON MY HEAD LIKE A GODDAMN SLAVE, SO WHATS SO WRONG TO WATCH A BLOODY AIRPLANE PASSES *goes on top of her desk* YOU UGLY ASS WHORE YOU ARE THE TEACHER WHO MADE STUDENTS LIVES MISERABLE AND WE CANT TAKE IT ON. OH BY THE WAY HERE A SONG FOR YOU *Sings the turd song*
Miss best: you’re going to Detention for calling me bitch and whore and going on my desk and singing some song and kicking my crap from my desk.
Me: *kicks the bitch on her face*
Everyone: uhhh uhhhh uhhhhhhhhh
Miss best: Grrrr Everyone stand up on your chairs and hands up your head.
Everybody complains*
Me *looks at an airplane flying by*
Miss best: *in an angry way* Why the heck you weren’t watching me while I was teaching about respiration.
Me: GRRRRRRRR YOU STUPID BITCH, YOU HAD ME STANDING ON MY DESK FOR HOURS WITH MY HANDS ON MY HEAD LIKE A GODDAMN SLAVE, SO WHATS SO WRONG TO WATCH A BLOODY AIRPLANE PASSES *goes on top of her desk* YOU UGLY ASS WHORE YOU ARE THE TEACHER WHO MADE STUDENTS LIVES MISERABLE AND WE CANT TAKE IT ON. OH BY THE WAY HERE A SONG FOR YOU *Sings the turd song*
Miss best: you’re going to Detention for calling me bitch and whore and going on my desk and singing some song and kicking my crap from my desk.
Me: *kicks the bitch on her face*
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