Homer Simpson

The act of wanting to eat after sex.

*private business in room*
guy: oh man, i could go for a sandwich right now
girl: you're such a homer simpson.

by [e-mail] December 9, 2008

Simp

A boy named Charles or Charlie that chooses to call his girlfriend instead of gaming with the boys.

"Charles decided to hang out with girlfriend instead of gaming with the boys on Wednesday afternoon, he's such a simp"

by the transexual March 24, 2020

Almond cookie simp

best people in the world! people that simp for a cookie run kingdom character known as "almond cookie"!!!

"im an almond cookie simp!"

"cool! me too!"

by muffinq October 11, 2021

Simpage

The word simpage refers to a Simps main girl that he Simps for

Marco says that his simpage bus funny but we all know that’s not true because no woman has ever been funny and all they do is wash dishes and make me sandwiches

by Gaypackerfan42069 April 22, 2020

simish

adjective: When you act so fucking stupid it makes the other people around you wanna slap the shit of you.

That nigga is so simish.

by Munch&Rica October 8, 2008

jessica simpson

one of the ugliest bitchiest movie stars out there. she pretends to be dumb so guys will like her she's as dumb as they get she has no talent, the only reason she's famous is because of her big boobs and butt and dyed blond hair.
i don't know why people think she's pretty. she's uglier than shit. ashlee is way prettier, nicer, and smarter

guy: have you seen jessica simpson's new movie?
other guy:yeah she's such a fake

by me777 September 14, 2006

Homer Simpson Glue Money

Having so much money you can spend it on extremely frivolous items. In reference to a 2 centimeter bulb of dried glue that sold on eBay for $237,000 because it looked like Homer Simpson.

Why is the thermostat set at 70? What kinda cash do you kids think I make, Homer Simpson Glue Money?

Look at those rims! That Lil' Wayne must be making Homer Simpson Glue Money!

by Kurogane83 March 13, 2012