Skip to main content

sally the salmon

Share definition
a fucking salmon

also fucked a man who blew up a country then died then came back (yeah hes jesus or something) and has a furry son names fundy
"Hey Sally the Salmon!"
*fish noises*
by scientificRoadkill July 21, 2021
Flag
mugGet the sally the salmon mug.
When someone is being a total ignorant little prick, and they bother the shit out of you.
Cameron, shut the fuck up you shit face sally. You're pissing me off.
by bryan03 December 29, 2016
Flag
mugGet the Shit Face Sally mug.

sally ass

Share definition
Stop acting like such a Sally ass .
by imjustsayin33 May 26, 2021
Flag
mugGet the sally ass mug.

Sillyism

Share definition
Sillyism is a holy religion THAT IS TO BE RESPECTED and the point of the religion is to always be silly

the religious tex states:
1.Be Silly whenever humanly possible

if you want to join first you MUST subscribe to Max Fosh then raise your right hand then put your left hand up and wave them like you just dont care then you must repeat after me I swear that i will be silly for the rest of my life. I swear that I will sit at the front of the bus and pretend like you are the driver. I promise if your friend puts too much sugar in their tea you must reply do you want any tea with that sugar. I promise to make all dental appointments at 2:30. I am a silly billy, I eat silly sausages I promise that I will be silly at every opportunity.
Person 1: What religion are you?
Person 2: I am part of sillyism
by A Silly Billy November 14, 2022
Flag
mugGet the Sillyism mug.
silly syllable mistakes that your foreign friend does all the time while texting.
--Ahoy!!how was icolloagues

-Wha!That can't possibly be the word you were tryin to send!

--Oops!sorry i was going to text you a tottally different text!lol!

-You're such a silly one! HUGS x

--Lol i know!you are the only one who always witnessing my sillybles!xOx
by hsktr October 13, 2012
Flag
mugGet the Sillybles mug.

Shootin Sillys

Share definition
1.) Ejaculating. 2.) Ejaculating semen in someone's particular direction.
Jenn: Damn yo, u got all that jizz on ur tits

Starr: ya my boyfriend was fuckin shootin sillys, again

Jenn: Dat mother fuckaa!!
by DonkeyDildos March 28, 2013
Flag
mugGet the Shootin Sillys mug.

sally up

Share definition
Something you tell someone when they're being a pussy about something.
"Sally up bro, it's only a haunted house"
by Icelord48 February 3, 2017
Flag
mugGet the sally up mug.