[Shoulder Junk]

When an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face region.

Phil's balls practically lay on his chest when he gives Mikey a Shoulder Junk.

by Ray Albright January 2, 2009

shoulderfuk

Someone whos practically rubs one off on ur shoulder trying to figure out who texted you and what your going to say back..

These are the guys who whenever u get a text they are all up in ur busniess like yoo whos that what did they say..?? what are u going to tell them?? Is it ur Girl? Does she Have friends for me??

They are what we call shoulderfuks my friends...

by Wildz September 19, 2007

shouldanotuh

a faster, easier way to say, shouldn't have"

I shouldanotuh done that!

by BInkyBonks February 24, 2008

shoulderlooker

A shoulderlooker is a person who looks over his shoulder to see what his co-worker does on the PC at work.

Ah! Tomos is turning around - and looking again what I am doing on my PC. Why do people want to copy me? Why do people have to be so nosy! I cannot stand this shoulderlooker!

by schlummi March 25, 2009

Shoulder-pit

The area, your shoulder and armpit combined, that intelligent people sneeze into as to not cover their hands in disgusting germs and disease everything they touch.

He sneezed into his shoulder-pit.

by Princess Turtle March 30, 2009

Shoulg

Short term for Sugar.

Said in the slang, "What's up Shoulg?"

by Gail Lenssen December 26, 2008

shouldb

Should be working

Used to describe a person from any race that asks you for money.

Bum "dude can I have a Dollor"

Dude "get the fuck away from me shouldb"

by mac5611 August 25, 2009