shoulderfuk

Someone whos practically rubs one off on ur shoulder trying to figure out who texted you and what your going to say back..

These are the guys who whenever u get a text they are all up in ur busniess like yoo whos that what did they say..?? what are u going to tell them?? Is it ur Girl? Does she Have friends for me??

They are what we call shoulderfuks my friends...

by Wildz September 19, 2007

shouldernuts

The name given to one who constantly sits in booth at La Mexicana that has a picture of a bull with the largest testicles known to man hanging over his shoulder.

Damn, kyles new name is Shoulder nuts. ie: Whats up Shouldernuts

by Corey Birkmann September 11, 2008

shoulderfucker

A term used in the Information Technology consulting field to describe an asshole client who:

1. Asks for a "status update" every 1 minute 19 seconds.

2. Stands so close to you while watching what you're doing that you need to put a condom on your shoulder.

Son of a fucking bitch, the job took me 8 hours when it should have been 4 thanks to that shoulderfucker.

by evilchris July 31, 2007

shouldernuts

The name given to one who constantly sits in a booth that has a picture of a bull with the largest testicles known to man hanging over his shoulder.

From now on we are calling Kyle "shouldernuts"
Whats up shouldernuts?
Hows it hanging shouldernuts?

by Corey Birkmann September 12, 2008