Off-shifter

A drink at the establishment you just finished working a shift in.

"Hey Tony! What'll it be for your off-shifter? I want to ring it in before we're closed!"

"Same as always Ruthie! 1 (insert name of hoppy hipster small batch brew) please!"

by Slick_Slack January 6, 2023

Non-shifter

A person who doesn't practice reality shifting, which is the act of moving your consciousness from one reality to another.

person 1: "Hey, have you heard of reality shifting? You should totally try it!"
person 2: "No thanks, I'm not interested in it."
person 1: "Oh okay, you're a non-shifter then."

by the girl who shifts January 25, 2023

3rd shifter

Nope I'm arbitrarily woken up all the time. All the unwanted phone calls people generally get are during the day. Or parents! You know how many times my parents have woken me up 2 hours after falling alseep to perform some trivial task and/or go out into the freezing cold? And my parents are childish as fuck.

Hym "Nope. As a 3rd shifter I can tell you that none of that is true. So, no. Your children don't make you better than anyone. Your children are shit. Hey, does the bullying make you want to 'stab me in the neck?' Does it make you want to punish me in the most sadistic way possible? Would I deserve whatever you did to me? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

Afghany shitter

Shooting blindly while ducked behind cover

He’s doing the afghany shitter

by Jose Alvarado June 16, 2023

Shower Shitter

One who has seen the light, and follows the true path of shower shitting

John (sinner) (Unenlightened): who shat in the shower

Ben (enlightened) (shower shitter): rather to shit in the shower than shower in the shit

by roboprinceofauchtertool July 12, 2023

Phantom Shitter investigators

A team of lads formed in Ambleside to , investigate, capture and detain an infamous Phantom Shitter. Identifiable by their unique badges, they were created to protect small towns from lesser-common shower shitters, and defend the community. Each team contains one Phantom Shitter Inspector, who inspects the crime scene after a report.

The Phantom Shitter Investigators are on the hunt in Ambleside.

by JellyMeadow77 July 27, 2023

E-shitter

a degenerate shitter online, usually can be found in discord.

Guy 1: oml i hate these fucking black people
Guy 2: stop being an e-shitter bruh your gonna get yourself arrested

by LiquidMayFilm July 20, 2024