A movie so terrifying that I had to lock my children in my basement and lock all 7,823,034 door and window locks and hide for nearly half of a decade, This is my return note and I am hoping I never have to experience the terrifying film known as Open season: scared silly
Guy 1: Dude, did you see Open Season: scared silly (2015 horror movie)?
Guy 2: *has Vietnam flashbacks*
Guy 1: You good bro?
Guy 2: *shakes away flashbacks* *throws up**has seizure*
Spongebob Narrator: 2 weeks later
Guy 2: never speak of that again!
Guy 2: *has Vietnam flashbacks*
Guy 1: You good bro?
Guy 2: *shakes away flashbacks* *throws up**has seizure*
Spongebob Narrator: 2 weeks later
Guy 2: never speak of that again!
by breathtaker_clayman February 06, 2020
A disturbing phenomenon where a mass amount of young people go missing at once in multiple states, with the idea they've been kidnapped for their organs to be sold on the black market.
"Did you see all those missing posters around town? Ten teenagers went missing all last week!"
"It's harvest season. Kids have been going missing all over the state. May God help their souls."
"It's harvest season. Kids have been going missing all over the state. May God help their souls."
by Amateur-txt December 09, 2022
When you date an older man. Your man is not “old”. He’s seasoned like a delicious meal.
Seasoned definition means been around forever. And meat is whatever you want that to mean. It can mean Penis or the girth of their body
Seasoned definition means been around forever. And meat is whatever you want that to mean. It can mean Penis or the girth of their body
Damn your man is old! I’m surprised you’re even together.
Response: I like him cause he’s seasoned meat. He’s an acquired taste.
Response: I like him cause he’s seasoned meat. He’s an acquired taste.
by Sophia in real life January 04, 2021
When something happens in a specific season in a series that you watch that happens so fast, you can't process it right away and it's a pain to connect the dots.
Person 1: Did you see that season of (insert your favorite series here)? Man, it gave me season whiplash.
Person 2: Same. The entire season was rushed. I got a headache just trying to understand it all.
Person 2: Same. The entire season was rushed. I got a headache just trying to understand it all.
by BittersweetGirl October 03, 2018
by Tammyaep March 11, 2024
A Season where you serve cunt way more then usual. You can only be in cvnting season if you were already cvnty to begin with
by Tammyaep March 11, 2024