surprise randy

When a creepy older man named Randy emerges from your closet while you and your partner are engaged in coitus, only dressed in a superman cape and holding a red balloon.

Me and the lady were getting busy last night then my step dad busted in and gave us the ol' surprise Randy.

by sleepermedic December 13, 2021

tejas reddy

Tejas reddy refers to a short and stout African American male, one who has gained fame and notoriety for his infatuation with short women and his lack of ability in sports. He is also known for his homosexual ways

Did you hear that Tejas Reddy sucked 5 dicks yesterday?

by BigB0otyJooBoi December 30, 2021

Saharsh Reddy

Well rounded man. He knows all, but nobody knows him. Scholar at school, Baller at night. Member of the National Honors Society and AP Statistics.

"Yo is that Saharsh Reddy?! Didn't Vi****** like him?"

by NHS King May 20, 2022

not ruddy likely

1. highly improbable
2. as likely as using wood to cut diamonds
3. as likely as a virgin floozy recovering from cervical, vaginal, and colon cancer
4. as likely as a psychotic, autistic person with low to middling intelligence and work ethic becoming wildly successful in her field
5. of Biblical probability: Was the Red Sea made into a corridor? Not ruddy likely BUT GOD DOES THE IMPOSSIBLE EVERY DAY

"Girlpearl! Was that self-published book a #1 New York Times bestseller??!"
"Not ruddy likely."

by LAWarachnid May 24, 2022

Bald Randy

A living menace

That dude Bald Randy used to punt every mfs back then... bro was a pure menace

by QuandaleDinglefan June 6, 2022

Bald Randy

A living menace, he used to traumatize every kids in the late 2009

Bald Randy is a living concussion machine with his punt kick

by QuandaleDinglefan June 11, 2022

Zillion Radzy

an incredibly handsome person that can easily persuade people into saying that he’s incredibly handsome

“You’re such a Zillion Radzy!” Or
“How could you not want to be a Zillion Radzy?”

by someone who is 100% real June 12, 2022