Potato Pugilism 

1. Two people fighting each other with a full sack of potatoes. No throwing of individual potatoes is allowed. Attacks must be done with the full sack of potatoes. First to get knocked out or have their potato sack bust is the loser.

2. Punching potatoes with fervor.

Potato Pugilism is the new rising sport.

Potato Pugilism by Zakx October 9, 2018

Potato-Bucket 

The national sport of the Irish.

A game similar to cornhole, but 100% more Irish, and without the weird sounding name.

"Oi Alby, hows about a rousing game of Potato-Bucket?"
"Nah mate, I'm absolutely knackered after that last game of Guinness-Can"

Potato-Bucket by Irishm8 February 27, 2019

Potato 

Synonyms: MysteriousMusic

you are just like potato over there

Potato by yAbOiFrIdAy March 1, 2019

potato tan 

When your feet get dirty in low-cut shoes and you take them off and have a dirt tan-line

Timothy took his loafers off and had a potato tan!

potato tan by DJWL29 March 30, 2019

potate 

p oh-t eɪ t
(to) potate, v.

To miss multiple shots in a first-person-shooter in a row, often emptying many whole magazines before dying because of giving away your position.

potato, n.

One who occupies the very meaning of bad aim. This person has only killed one player in his entire life playing fps games – i.e. his mom.

–playing a battle royale match–

_player sprays multiple rounds in "your direction" ;) _
you: wtf, there's a guy there!

_player still shooting_
you: oh... a potato...
_player still shooting_
_you, standing in the open, headshot the player and kill him_
you: he potated hard there

potate by that_streetacated_teenger April 26, 2019

Potato 

You know what a potato is.

You don’t need an example for ‘potato’

Potato by NoUCan’tHaveMySoup May 10, 2019

Potato 

A person who is a spud. They have power and are well known, are able to get their thoughts and words to the masses. But what they say isn’t very intelligent or interesting.

There goes Eric Trump on Twitter again. He is such a potato. He kind of even looks like one.

Potato by Fry Farmer May 24, 2019