Piss Stiffy

Getting an erection due to having to take a piss.

Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.

Ashley: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.

by Camshot4 June 8, 2016

have a piss

Basically telling someone to piss off or to have a wank.

Employer: hey Steve can you get me that report by the end of the day?
Steve: you'll get it when you get it, have a piss.

by Rhettjeppson October 5, 2016

pissing poser

One who pisses on the side of a building, And flexes his muscles in the window!

The pissing poser was in the park again today!

by Big Mers September 3, 2016

piss mudhill

A muddy hill that is the result of excessive urination by partygoers, found usually in large gatherings where restroom availability is at a premium such as parades, outdoor concerts, etc.

I walked down the path to more level ground to take a leak, in order to avoid the piss mudhill at all costs.

by TheGillenium May 5, 2018

Piss Sprinkles

A term used for referring to droplets or splatters of urine on the seat of a toilet due to one’s poor aim or carelessness.

“Goddamnit, that dopey asshole left piss sprinkles all over my motherfucking toilet seat!”

by TheBlueFantaNegro December 15, 2019

piss rat

1. A person who is just incredibly disgusting and manky
2. A person who has drunk so much alcohol they have started to take on rat-like features and characteristics.

person 1: Annabel's such a piss rat!
person 2: I know right! ewww

by imnotatory January 13, 2020

Piss Flops

worn out ,overused hanging low vaginal lips either belonging to a slut or a grandma

She dropped her panties and her Piss Flops were scraping on the floor!!

by Lulu1310 February 5, 2020