Schrödinger's Penis

The paradox concluding that a penis, shielded from view by a pair of pants, shorts, skirt, etc. and is unobserved is both large and small at the same time.

Upon urbaning his name, Ben found out the he has a Schrödinger's Penis.

by Barbecued Ribs April 15, 2010

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penis-looker

1. (noun) an individual who takes a peek at the male genitalia of others, often in a locker room setting or while using urinals

Paul's such a penis-looker; he's always trying to sneak a look at my dick!

by Mutari October 29, 2007

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Penis Carnival

In with a large group of guys.
A group of males doing wierd things to each other.

The Basketball game was such a penis Carnival no girls at all.

Penis Carnival dude time to mess you up.

by Juan A October 14, 2008

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your penis

is very small.

Damn, your penis is very small!

by Minecraft1238 February 14, 2019

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The distinctive vacuous look on a gay man's face when they are desparately looking for the next fuck. Usually the eyes are wide opened and the lips slightly pouted. You can see from a mile that they can't wait to have a big cock up their arses, or in their mouths. In severe cases, the subject will develop a slight tremor or hiccups when a potential target approaches.

Daffid said to his best friend Ross. "If you continue to look for slutty boyz to fuck, you'll end up having an empty life with penis eyes on your puss."

Derek Mincing said to Leonard "How very very dare you! You took me to this club where all the men have penis eyes. I find you......impertinent!

by Lulu Thompson January 3, 2008

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