You're such a pants

Slang phrase meaning endearment and affection.

You ordered my favorite takeout and got my favorite movie! You're such a pants!!!!

by boston3party July 23, 2009

Fossil Pants

When a male is horny all the time even after boning a chick

You can also take Viagra to become fossil pants so you are always good to go

Bro you are totally fossil pants
why do you say that
you just fucked 13 girls and still up

by Fossil Pants August 6, 2012

moga pants

Man Yoga Pants.

Steve was wearing Moga pants at the gym this morning.

by kvbeanz869 May 29, 2016

chuggle pants

After a man ejaculates on himself (ie. masturbating while laying down and ejaculates on his stomach), instead of cleaning up, he pulls up his pants and continues with the day.

"Please don't tell me that you've got chuggle pants right now?!"

"Why don't you want to mess around?" "Because I've got chuggle pants."

by eBOOMER August 23, 2009

flash pants

1. A description used for someone who has done better than you, for instance beaten you in a test or something similar. It is generally used when the other person is showing off and rubbing their glory into your face. It is slightly sarcastic and yet praising at the same time.

2. Also used for a description of something that is utterly amazing or cool, that is usually new and has never been seen before.

1. Amy: Yay! I got 25/25 in my Latin Test Jess!
Jess: Flash pants.

2. Hattie: Have a look at my new pencil case, Callum.
Callum: Wow, flash pants!

by Jessica Winkworth November 5, 2007

skanky pants

A pair of really dirty, super tight jeans, with random slits just below the ass and a conveniently placed hole at the crotch.

Something you might call a slutty girl, if you felt like saying that.

George:"Hey man, look at those skanky pants"
Charlie McBuckly:"Yah that's a chode sized dick door on those skanky pants."

"Hey there skanky pants"

by Slut bag McCracky February 4, 2008

pooper pants

Pants that fit so tight that when they are removed there are fecal stains on them because, due to there tightness, they came into contact with the anal orifice and were thus stained with feces.

Yo, gurl!! You be lookin' fine as all hell in yo pooper pants! Know what I'm sayin'?

by De'Jaun Sumpter September 27, 2006