polish massage

Verb

Driving a motor vehicle over or along the rumble strips, reflective lane markers, or in some cases highway drainage grooves to simulate the vibrating and kneading effect of a massage, either intentionally or inadvertently.

Daniel waited until the last passenger in the van had nodded off to drift over to the rumble strips and shook everyone awake, he enjoyed the Polish Massage, but each of his passengers hated him for it.

Gary winced at the Polish Massage, when he felt like his fillings were being shaken out as his boyfriend steered the motorcycle they were riding over the rain grooves on the country road.

by Lester'sTesticle August 13, 2017

Going to the polish museum of America

To have relations of a sexual nature.

Leah is going to the polish museum of america with me after the show.

by Favoriteanimalisbear November 17, 2021

Polish my seat

When a man rubs his erect penis between your butt cheeks and ejaculates. His cum is then rubbed into your skin, giving your seat a good polishing.

Polish Peter used his polish peter to polish my seat

by BBootyKing November 5, 2018

polishing the rod

a euphemism for masturbation

"i was polishing the rod the other day"

by flatulencenuggets September 7, 2022

Polish cough

One who recieves anal sex from a Russian and oral sex from a German at the same time.

We tried the Polish cough last night. She lost her voice and can not walk straight.

by Riggaz September 16, 2017

Polish knuckle biter

When the outcome is obvious.
The opposite of suspenful.
Predictable.

Johnny is going to wrestle a bear. This is going to be a real polish knuckle biter.

by Burt Macklin, FBI November 12, 2017

The polish finger trap

A man puts his finger in the woman's vagina held in place with a vice. The man keeps it there until his finger nearly looses it's circulation and then they stop.

A man comits the polish finger trap to a woman

by SquidgyWidgy December 28, 2020