hot palming

1. the practice of getting your hands as hot as you can physically handle and then jerking it
2. jerkin it with icy hot (or equivalent)

"dude, how'd you burn your hand?"
"put it in the toaster for some hot palming"
"ow!"

by hottentot23 August 23, 2011

amanda fucking palmer

An extremely alcoholic drink cocktail consisting of a mix of lemonade, iced tea, and moonshine, in such proportions that when set to an open flame, the drink combusts. Best paired with Trout Heart.

"Dude, this Amanda Palmer is kicking my ass."
"Well, have you tried an Amanda Fucking Palmer?"
"Um..."
*Sets drink on fire*

"Holy shit. Gimme."

by ZorkianStove August 4, 2015

palmer

acting like a gay ass mofo

being a bag of douche

Damn it Colin, stop being such a mofoing palmer

by jackson5676 December 9, 2008

Arnold Palmer

Originating from Chico CA. A Gravity bong made from a gallon bottle of Arizonas Tea Arnold Palmer.

(Caugh, Caugh) Dude! (Caugh Caugh Caugh)That Arnold Palmer almost made me throw up.

by mother fucking shit March 9, 2010

palmy army

Australian gang in Palm Beach, gold coast known as Palmy Army that terrorizes neighborhoods.
They call each other eshays also known as gangsters

Oy Esh wanna go to palmy mate and shank a cunts
yeah ill round up the palmy army

by Eshay lad 420 kunt May 14, 2016

Palming

When someone dosent have no genetial area there is just an empty bit of skin. so when someone like that has sex with another person with the same condition they have to scissor and while they are scissoring it sounds like two palms (and only the palms) slaping and hitting each other at a certain amount and speed...

Matt: hey have you ever done some palming?(points at his palm to confuse him)

Josh: oh yeah i do...

Matt: do you even know whart that means?

Josh: no...what does it mean?

Matt: (explains the definition)

Josh: dude man i do have something there...

Matt: thats not wat you said a fiew minutes ago you faggot

by Ipod Jon November 26, 2009

Arnold Palmer

A bisexual person; some one who's half attracted to men, half attracted to women, just like the drink is half lemonade, half tea.

Person 1: Are you gay?
Person 2: Nah bro, I'm an Arnold Palmer. I'm attracted to both sexes.

by seanvad September 17, 2016