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Open Chairy

The right to openly brandish a folding chair and using it for self defense.
Have all the tiki torches you want. I Open Chairy, fool.
by Keasterbunny August 13, 2023
mugGet the Open Chairymug.

The Can Opener

(V) A sex move to where someone inserts a large dildo into another person’s asshole and violently shakes it around in all directions until the diameter of the asshole grows by 4 inches or more.
Jimmy: “Why is Jenny walking so funny?”
Johnny: “I showed her The Can Opener last night. Bitch will never walk right again.”
by InsertDisgustingNameHere December 2, 2022
mugGet the The Can Openermug.

Wog Can Opener

A big hairy greek man with an unusually thick layer of hair surrounding his legs, this is Wog Can Opener's ozone layer. When Wog Can Opener is frightened or salty, large quantities of milk gush from his anus to ward of any toxicity or absorb his victims. One of Wog Can Opener's most prolific traits is the ability to open any metal object with his spiky Wog teeth. Wog Can Opener also hates Jews and intends to eliminate all Asians and Jews from existence, be warned, his bite is lethal and his milk is sour. Wog Can Opener is also a gay AWOLNATION fanboy, if you ever see a Wog Can Opener in real life, make sure you shove your finger up his ass hole or else your teeth with be consumed.
Yo, diggity dawg, I wish I was a Wog Can Opener.
Oh dude same, careful though, with great Wog comes great responsibility.
by BigBoyJesseTheBrick April 14, 2018
mugGet the Wog Can Openermug.
these people are known as "random people on the internet doing stuff like this for clout or because they hate the thing they hate for no particular reason or because they hate the thing they hate because of bad experiences and yadda yadda"
guy 1: have you seen these femboy haters that are very open about it and threaten other femboys
guy 2: yes
by pretentious popsicle November 6, 2024
mugGet the femboy haters that are very open about it and threaten other femboysmug.

open-source organization

An organization based around the premise of open-source and open-contribution.
Alex created an open-source organization so that the internet worked for free instead of money.
by padenfool February 17, 2022
mugGet the open-source organizationmug.

Mississippi Can Opener

when you're being pegged in the ass by a vibrating monster dildo while trying to take a shit, but you can't shit because your ass is covered by a dildo. this causes you to vomit up all the shit, and proceed to put it in a jar and freeze it for the next day. used the next morning as a stimulant for sexual arousal and prowess.
person 1: "hey babe, you wanna try the Mississippi Can Opener tonight"
person 2: "sure, just make sure you eat up before"
by MississipiMenace December 21, 2022
mugGet the Mississippi Can Openermug.
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by syafinaz? October 17, 2023
mugGet the Well open eyes big big towards BTS the kpop group kkkmug.

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