It’s a relationship u don’t TELL ANYONE about u can be considered bsf and fuck eachothers Brains out in da low and no one knows that means no posting pictures of them , don’t make them your home or Lock Screen!!! Don’t talk about it with anyone
by Hunchahyu January 19, 2021
Get the Low key relationshipmug. by 1fuNnygUy March 9, 2019
Get the cry keymug. Coughing or sneezing onto a vagina until it is covered with phlegm then proceeding to ejaculate for the whipped cream topping.
by LovelyRotting June 27, 2015
Get the Key-Lime Piemug. Refers to da pesky (and invalid/unfair) extra "last-number-redial" charge dat you unintentionally incur when you try to dial "*67" to block your number from a caller-ID machine, but accidentally end up dialing "*66" because da contacts on your phone's "6" key are a bit wobbly/worn and thus falteringly "bounced" for an instant when you were pressing da key, incorrectly causing dat digit to be dialed twice.
I strongly suspect dat da greedy phone companies actually chose that "double-same-digit" sequence intentionally when deciding what number-codes to designate for blocking your number and redialing da last number, since they knew dat they could generate extra revenue from accidental redialings when people were merely trying to access their line's free number-blocking feature. Fortunately, this last-number-redial service can be opted out of --- I did so in order to avoid any unwanted "stutter key" expenses, especially since not only are a lot of my phones old and worn units dat I picked up at yard sales and so on, but I also tend to be very unsteady and fumbly with my hands, and so my hitting da wrong dialing-keys by mistake is very easy and common for me.
by QuacksO February 8, 2020
Get the "stutter key" expensemug. An atypical blotter of really good LSD (taken in sublingual fashion); pristine and delicate yet iridescently powerful is it's gravity to take on the machinations of the mind and surroundings ad infinitum and channel it into a force to be reckoned with by which opening up a portal to the forbidden garden to those that would partake in it's fruits of sunshine, wisdom, eternity and also lastly it being a most comforting sanctuary of insanity safe from the world for those that would like to take a vacation from eternal struggle and thus temporarily and essentially rid the user in life that takes such a key of the "brand of sacrifice" much like the protagonist character Guts in the anime and or manga series' Berserk, etc. whom bears it. There's usually a forecast for an electric blizzard of bubbles no less upon taking a portal key in the right setting; as per usual with such with a setting dependent key to other worlds much like the comforting magical insanity of the video game series Kingdom Hearts with the keyblade and hearts and whatever Kingdom hearts actually is. WTF is Kingdom Hearts anyway?! Anyways; portal keys.
Side effects: seeing colors and or visual disturbances that are dose and or setting dependent, experiencing real sunshine inside oneself, obtaining forbidden wisdom, experiencing eternity and or an absence of time present as a concept, feeling a logical and or an unknown feeling yet comforting insanity dependent on the experience of the portal key wielder, etc.
Side effects: seeing colors and or visual disturbances that are dose and or setting dependent, experiencing real sunshine inside oneself, obtaining forbidden wisdom, experiencing eternity and or an absence of time present as a concept, feeling a logical and or an unknown feeling yet comforting insanity dependent on the experience of the portal key wielder, etc.
James: Hey Randy! We hold the power of Gods! Randy: I know man; these portal keys opened a portal to Nosgoth for us lil' vampires once more. Muahaha.
by Arcana_Cat December 13, 2023
Get the portal keymug. by Sxintxc May 22, 2025
Get the Keysmug. {noun} Hardworking, talented, ambitious, very considerate.
Key is usually a nickname; short for names such as Keyondre, Keyana/Kiyanna, Keon, etc. One must really be well received within high regards of their peers to possess this nickname. It is very rare to find a Key who is financially lacking or not putting that shit on(dressing well). Male Keys must be really him, as female Keys must really be her.
Dad’s who bare this name are hailed likely for a CEO position and a connoisseur of high quality dad jokes. Mother Keys are considered very intuitive, successful, loving and independent but willing to play with danger to protect their loved ones.
Key is usually a nickname; short for names such as Keyondre, Keyana/Kiyanna, Keon, etc. One must really be well received within high regards of their peers to possess this nickname. It is very rare to find a Key who is financially lacking or not putting that shit on(dressing well). Male Keys must be really him, as female Keys must really be her.
Dad’s who bare this name are hailed likely for a CEO position and a connoisseur of high quality dad jokes. Mother Keys are considered very intuitive, successful, loving and independent but willing to play with danger to protect their loved ones.
“Nah, you saw Key last night? Boi put that on aint he?”
“You should go to Key for your bundles. She got my sis out the way.”
“Key put me on to this new job in the city.”
“You should go to Key for your bundles. She got my sis out the way.”
“Key put me on to this new job in the city.”
by Keyologist November 22, 2021
Get the Keymug.