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Life isn't what I thought it'd be when I was a kid on VoIP I though when I got older I'd marry her and told her now I'm 26 and I work in a office nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest if I could change a single thing I'd make it me and not him HES IN YOUR BED AND IM IN YOUR TWITCH CHAT DODODDODO IVE GOT THE KEY AND HES JUST A DOORMAT DODODOD AND EVEN THOUGH HES GOT SOCAIL SKILLS DOESNT MEAN I CANT PAY THE BILLS anyway, make the most of him 'cause she moves on pretty bloody quick oh-oh YOUR NEW BOYFRIENDS AN ARSEHOLE (woo!)
yeah I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared) the one who took you away from me you hit it up instantly I know, 'cause you wont stop telling me I've seen his jawline, shoulders and muscles push against his fashion sense I've thought about what he looks like nude I'm not gay though.
'Cause she's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream) oh, she's living the dream from back when we were 17 s he's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream) oh, she's living the dream from back when we were 17

How on earth can I be saved when I'm one click away from insane I just think I deserve a little bit of what I've earned

I'm not gonna make another scene the one I made when I was 23 means I'm not allowed in Disney world...
A: dude I really like the song Your new boyfriend by Wilbur soot
B: same it's just has a nice tune and its catchy and I like dsmp
A: nice man wanna come over later
B: yeah lets watch Ranboo's stream
by LvvlyyKleeetf April 4, 2022
mugGet the Your new boyfriend by Wilbur Sootmug.
National Hug your boyfriend on the 1st of November
Hug your boyfriend all round earth 🌍 start spreading the news
National hug your boyfriend day
by Boxthing09 October 28, 2019
mugGet the National hug your boyfriend daymug.
Don’t be a puss kiss him to show your love
On the cheek

Or

The lips🤭😏
Babe come here I have a surprise *kiss*
National kiss your boyfriend day
by Fricking do it October 31, 2019
mugGet the National kiss your boyfriend daymug.
Guy one: bro know what day it is
Guy two:no?
Guy one:it’s national hug your boyfriend day did your girl friend hug u yet
mugGet the National hug your boyfriend daymug.
National Kiss Your Boyfriend day is a day where you kiss your boyfriend whenever

Girl "Guess what"
Boyfriend "What"
Girl *kiss*
Girl "Its November 30"!
boy "i love you so much"
by someonewithaprettygirlfriend November 25, 2021
mugGet the National Kiss Your Boyfriend Daymug.

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