Epic Fail

Not being able to achieve the easiest task imaginable.

Its like someone asking you to do three push ups and you can't do one. -Epic Fail

"David come on man how do you manage to not do one push up, epic fail bro."

by Abdellah March 10, 2012

So not epic

That joke

That was so not epic!

by Kaduk November 23, 2018

Epic gamer

An epic gamer is a person who possesses great knowledge of video games.
Typically, an epic gamer will only plays video games that are:
- not played primarily by people under the age of 15
- not free-to-play
- not made by EA, Activision, or Epic Games
- difficult to beat
- available on Steam

A: Have you heard about the new Fortnite update?
B: I don't care about shit games for kids.
A: Wow, I didn't know you were an epic gamer...

by BlackWaltz April 20, 2019

My Chemical Epicness

A series of youtube videos done by two epic spaztic fails.
The videos themselves contain a variety of random skits, scenes, songs, and fails. For some reason, the videos are always shot at night between 10:30p.m.-6:30a.m.

The 'fails' that make the videos are main host Gabby, and the techie co-host Danie.

Guy1: Did you see My Chemical Epicness 2?

Guy2: Nahh, not yet.

Guy1: Dude, it was hilarious! They danced to a RHPS song, and Gabby thought Danie died and then... (etc)

by Daniethetechiegirlgoesrawr July 24, 2011

epic fail

My thinking I'd have an epic romance with certain guys only to find out they want to ignore me. EPIC FAIL.

epic fail failure played loser epic powned

by Epic failage April 11, 2011

epic gear

shit you get in video games that's better than other shit you got in video games, because it's bigger, more menacing and kills shit faster

1: Dude, I got some epic gear in the last raid!

by rodzaj July 17, 2014

EPIC GAMER

A gamer which has evolved to an EPIC GAMER

Yo dude your an EPIC GAMER?!?!

by Yeetord February 14, 2020