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Lust, Rust, Dust

The 3 phases of marriage
Lust, Rust, Dust

Lust - when the flame is there
Rust - when the flame hasn't been there for a while
Dust - time for a divorce
by TheDutchDutchess March 5, 2011
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dust off

jumping out of a car in order to tag a sick wall in aerosol.
"aw, <i>man</i>. my ankle has tire marks from that lame dust off three blocks back."
by melissa September 12, 2004
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Dixie Dust Ruffle

Butch went to supercuts to get his Dixie Dust ruffle permmed in the back just like his cousin Billy Don.
by 13grizzy May 25, 2007
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Grannies Fairy Dust

The ejaculate of a mature lady, probably over 70 years old.
Matty J: Mate, the other day I pulled this right old munter. I was going down on her when she came and got a face full of Grannies Fairy Dust!

Deano: Respect!
by BruffandConlon June 12, 2013
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doo-doo dust

the remnants of shit left in the toilet after you flushed.
person 1: hey joker, you should of checked after you flushed. you left some doo-doo dust in the toilet.

person 2: my bad. i'll be sure to check for doo-doo dust more often.
by sweetjesusofjupiter January 10, 2016
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Dust Behind The Ears

Noun

The act of performing cunnilingus on an older woman.

Examples: "I heard Nick got dust behind his ears with Miss Ellen"
Examples: "I heard Nick got Dust Behind The Ears with Miss Ellen after work"
by Sandy Snatchflap May 12, 2019
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