National Fingering Day

May 18th is National Fingering Day. It’s a day that is celebrated with your significant other, friend, or even a stranger Fingering the fuck out of you.

Joe: Hey Camielle can I ginger you?

Camielle: Eww no, why?

Joe: Because it’s National Fingering Day!

Camielle: Well I guess you got lucky today.

by Jennie1257 May 5, 2019

National Rape Day

April 24th is a day that’s supposed to be about honoring and respecting survivors of rape and assault, but has instead been turned into a horrible “joke” made by degenerate fucking TikTok incels, where they think it’s okay to go out and assault someone.

Incel: It’s a National Rape Day, you better hide your kids ;)

Good Person: Congratulations asshole, you just ruined a day that was supposed to be about respect. Fuck you.

Incel: It’s just a joke you’re so sensitive LMAO

Good Person: You know what is funny, your deceased father.

by DefiantSinger October 11, 2023

National mcdonalds day!

July 22nd is a day were parents buy mcdonalds for their children

Mum/dad/carer can we get mcdonalds is national mcdonalds day! You can't say no :)

by Apricots1931 July 22, 2021

National Hug Day

National hug day is on November 27

Lisa- *hugs crush*

crush- ??
Lisa - ITS NATIONAL HUG DAY 🙂

by Abcdefghijklmno 69 November 26, 2019

National bj day

May 9 is bj day a great excuse to receive head on national bj day. preferably as soon as the day begins

Hey gimme a blowup it’s may ninth (national bj day)

by Ilovemayninth May 9, 2022

National Fuck Day

May 24 Is the day where you fuck your significant other, or your close friend. Or maybe even somebody who you gots a crush on

Yeoo, todays May 24 bro,
And,
It’s national fuck day
That’s so stupid
Hit up your girl and tell her you want come coochi

by mcmikey5 May 22, 2019

National White Day

National White day is on April 16 and is when everyone (if you want) is to dress up like a white girl.

“NATIONAL WHITE DAY! WHERES MY PINK DRINK!?!”

by ThiccyMcCheese April 14, 2019