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Vettol Car

When someone is being mean, annoying and selfish, you can call them a vettol car, just like Vettel who changed the signs of the results of the formula 1 race.

This happened when Hamilton came in first, but Vettel started being a vettol car so he switched the signs and became a vettol car.

People that are vettol cars are often acnesimps and often go to the gym.
"Wow, did you see Tygo put on salicylzuur on his face again today?"
"Yeah, he is such a vettol car!"
by Acnesimp July 12, 2020
mugGet the Vettol Carmug.

fart in a car

A descriptor for someone who does something morally crummy, but really isn't causing serious trouble. It's annoying or frustrating, but it's gonna go away.
A guy came in and said he was a Fort McMurray evacuee, so I bought his lunch. Turns out he was lying to get free stuff! I'd help out again though, that guy is just a fart in a car.
by teddyyql May 23, 2016
mugGet the fart in a carmug.

Under the Car

A phrase commonly used to refer to someone who is hungry, tired or ill. Can be used to describe general mental or physical discomfort. Much like it's closely related counterpart "under the weather".

First usage took place in early 17th century England. During the Black Plague many people would be referred to as "under the buggy" or "under the horse". Evolving to present day we now use the more present term "car".

Etymology: Under, from the German word Unter or Untersglagen literally meaning the physical presence of one being underneath another object. The, from the Japanese word ザ or やその他のためにと literally meaning having the resemblance of a preword or explanatory vowel. Car, from the Catalan word cotxe meaning a form of motorized transportation.
- I don't know if I can work out today, I'm under the car.

- I'm under the car, I could really use a steak right now.
by The Real Rain Maker May 19, 2013
mugGet the Under the Carmug.

Car-pressed

Being depressed about your car
Mike is car-pressed cause he's car is at the shop
by Fwtxritaa April 3, 2023
mugGet the Car-pressedmug.

Car wash

When you blow a load in someone’s face and turn around and fart in there face.
The girl had cum on her face and was plugging her nose because I gave her a car wash.
by The original Carwasher March 30, 2019
mugGet the Car washmug.

Purple Car

Purple Car signifies the meaning of you and your crush participating in "sexual activities" in the backseat of a purple car.
"you have a purple car? imagine how many late night rides youd get outta that thing lol."
by littlebluefairy123 January 31, 2022
mugGet the Purple Carmug.

Car forum

A place on the interwebs where people get to talk about how shitty Civics are and race other people based on who can name more mods for their car than the other person.
Car forum discussion example: Civics are pieces of shit, and my Mustang can beat yours because I have a pulley and a tune on it.
by That guy with a Viper June 8, 2011
mugGet the Car forummug.

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