News Feeding

Giving people information that they do not care about. You being a news show.

Suremeo: Hey Zero, I just robbed a bank

Zero: I don't care.. Stop News Feeding

by xZeroOfficial August 18, 2018

new school

the opposite of old school

this is old school but this is new school

by oi hello there January 29, 2021

eBay-new

When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.

person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.

by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016

fuck that news

Very similar to fuck that noise. To disregard rumours and gossip.

Fuck that news.

by Iron Wang September 3, 2010

New Hartford

A town in New York State, populated by white trash who think they're WASPs.

New Hartford guy: "We're going to our second home for the weekend."
Normal guy: "Second home? You own two trailers?"

by Rigatoni Tony September 9, 2020

News Shadow

The period of time immediately following a big news story in which many other important events take place and go unnoticed.

Many people didn't notice when George Harrison died in November of '01 because it occurred in the News Shadow of 9/11.

by Juan Gigantez March 28, 2012

News Eater

Someone that uses the Facebook Newsfeed to get all their Facebook info, as opposed to fraping peoples walls.

John: How did you see my post, you frapist?

Sam: I'm not a frapist, I'm a News Eater!

John: Oh sorry, my mistake.

by Froridinator July 22, 2010